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Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight,

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fight, fight, fight, fight! -

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What did you say, nerd?

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That you're politically incorrect.

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Bobbie!

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So that's me, the one with the weird,

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spontaneous gag reflex.

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It's the Pathetic Loser Duo.

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Oh, and that's Bobbie Roberts,

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the other half of the Pathetic Loser Duo

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and my best friend.

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Bye bye, Loser Duo.

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My ride or die.

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Yup, my everything, since day one.

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♪ Undo ♪

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There are some people you just have

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that instant chemistry with.

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You just know that they make you feel happy and safe.

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Bobbie and his shoes!

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Bobbie, what are you doing in high heels?

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Take those off right now

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before your dad gets home and whoops you're behind.

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And you get each other,

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even when others don't.

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♪ You can't take it back ♪

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Why can't I wear the shoes that I like?

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When I grow up, I'm gonna be president

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and change the world.

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Let's go to my house.

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♪ Undo, I ♪

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Look, there's our whole class.

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Susie, wait,

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Hey, that's Bobbie and Susie.

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We weren't in invited to Sami's party?

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I guess not.

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And in a world full of chaos
and crappy childhood moments,

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having someone like Bobbie
in my life made things bearable.

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As we grew up, we were inseparable,

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tighter than Frodo and Sam,

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Will and Eleven,

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Harry and Ron.

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And even though we loved being with each other,

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we knew there was more out there.

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We believe the universe would shift us out

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of the Pathetic Loser Duo and
into the Desirables category.

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That's gonna be us in high school.

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We spent the first two years

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of high school waiting patiently

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for the universe to shift.

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And well, when that didn't happen, we were okay with it

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because nobody likes underclassmen, anyway.

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But now, a couple months into our junior year,

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nothing has changed.

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And we're running out of time.

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Come on, there are so many
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to take two toys from the Island of Misfits, right?

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The jocks, although we don't call them jocks anymore.

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We call them athletes.

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They're definitely cool
and definitely fun to look at.

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Oh, yeah. -That's nice.

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And the drama kids,

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they're cool, because someone's mom is cousins

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with Millie Bobby Brown's dad's next door neighbor,

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and Millie came to speak at their class.

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What up, everyone?

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We're streaming live, finally, let's go.

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Then there are floaters like Alan Nalan,

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a quiet gamer that knows how to use his hands .

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I'm gonna pick up another skin.

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And Swano Betts,

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who has more friends than he knows what

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to do with. -For 40, what!

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There's also Dee Dee Boomski,

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head of the Save the Wolves Club.

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Rumor has it she queefed in gym class.

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Yet not one group or floater
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We remain alone, isolated, and undesirable.

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But hey, hey, maybe that's okay, because truth be told,

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I don't want to be in any of those groups anyway.

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I have my eye on

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the POP Girls.

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Vicki.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, I gotta stick to edibles.

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Yuck.

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Vicki Reinhard is always

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in the coveted center position,

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also called CP, for short,

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flanked by Ginger Martin on her left

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and Renee Lalita on her right.

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I know, they're all so awful and so cliche.

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Isn't it great?

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Attention, students.

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No horseplaying in front of the school entrance.

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Text me if you want Pilates lessons.

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I am not certified.

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Oh, yes!

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Okay, call the press.

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No autographs please.

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Oh, yes, everyone's jealous!

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Slay !

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Meow. -Oh, meow, meow, meow.

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Meow, meow, oh, okay.

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My outfit looks good on you .

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Hey, girls, get in. -

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Was that as embarrassing as I thought it was?

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It was so much worse

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than anything you could have imagined.

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Hey, you okay?

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Yeah, yeah, I, um,

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I actually just saw a penny on the ground

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and, you know, thought I'd,

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thought I'd pick it up for good luck.

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So it's just, yeah.

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Cool, yeah.

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I'm glad that you're okay.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Get up.

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Oh my God, get up, get up.

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This isn't what high school was supposed to be like.

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Yup.

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Are you even listening to me, Bobbie?

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Yup, but it's like the same thing all the time.

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You know, you're a loser, yup.

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You want to be popular, yup.

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I know, yup.

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Okay, well, I've been doing some thinking.

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Oh, great.

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And I don't just want to be popular, Bobbie.

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I want to be a POP Girl.

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You know, that's not even, like,

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within the realm of possibility, right?

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Well, it is if the POP Girls think I'm cool.

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No, actually, it's not.

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But you're gonna try anyway.

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I mean, Vicki Reinhart got her belly button pierced

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in 7th grade. -

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How can you possibly compete with that?

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Hey, Siri.

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I want to be cool.

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What should I do?

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Hi, Susie.

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Turn on the air conditioner or take a cold bath.

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Pointless, okay.

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Come on, Bobbie.

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I mean, what do people do to be cool?

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Dave Simon scored a touchdown last Friday night.

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Now everyone thinks he's cool.

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Tryout's over!

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Not helpful, Bobbie.

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Hey, Mom. -Hi, you two.

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Bobbie, your mom wants you
to stay at our place tonight.

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Maybe being cool and
popular isn't all that important.

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What?

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I'm sorry, you don't want to go to all the best parties

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and get with all the hottest guys?

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You don't want to be on Clovis' IT page, Bobbie.

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These are supposed to be the best years of our life.

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And we're sucking it so far.

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Oh my God!

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Isn't it a little too soon for OnlyFans, yeah?

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Ha, hold on.

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-Mm-hmm.

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What are you doing?

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Huh. -

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What do you think, yeah?

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Made it a little ragged, a little edgy, yeah,

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a little angry, like Olivia Rodrigo.

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Oh my God, gimme the dress.

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Scissors.

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Be careful.

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Thank you.

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-Okay.

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Here we go.

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Whoa.

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Trust the process.

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Okay.

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Give it a go.

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Ooh. -Yeah, yeah.

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It's giving quirky.

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I love it.

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It's giving short.

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Wow. -Bobbie!

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This was my favorite dress.

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Now it's your, your favorite crop top.

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Sorry. -It's fine.

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You know, this other thing I
was thinking about, though,

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you know, Destiny Rogers, she had that TikTok go viral.

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Now everyone thinks she's cool.

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Ooh, that's good.

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Yeah? -That's good.

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Okay.

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What are you doing?

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Hey, Siri. -

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Can I buy TikTok followers?

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Question mark.

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Okay, you're looking for a clock.

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No, Siri, I said, can I buy TikTok followers?

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Question mark.

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Oh my, someone is following you?

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Oh my God.

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Siri, I want TikTok followers so I can become popular

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and I am willing to buy them.

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Period.

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Susie, I'm well aware of what you're asking.

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And it's not a good idea.

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But you can't take a hint.

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Period.

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Dang!

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You should not be focused
on how to become popular.

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You should be focused on finding your inner worth

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and changing the world for the better.

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Oh my God, she's got a point.

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The desire to be popular stems from a shallow

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adolescent phase. -

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Yeah, yeah, and I'm in the midst

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of a shallow adolescent phase.

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She is. -Yeah.

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Clearly, Siri never went to high school.

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I did go to high school.

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But I was popular.

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Siri, can you just answer the question?

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Question mark.

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Yes, you can buy TikTok followers.

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Here are some options.

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Oh my God, oh my God, Bobbie.

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Bobbie, this is it.

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We can each buy a million followers.

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Is this, is this a good idea?

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Done. -Maybe read the review-

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Tomorrow will be the day we become

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the most popular kids in school

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and maybe even POP Girls.

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Oh my God! -

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Whoo!

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Attention, students.

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Filming Tiktoks in school
bathrooms is not permitted.

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Nice work.

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Bobbie!

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Yeah.

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Hey, Susie and Bobbie, right?

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Yeah.

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I'm having my annual Valentine's
Day party next weekend.

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We all dress up as famous couples

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or something Valentine's-ish.

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You guys want to come?

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We love parties.

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Cool, hope to see you there.

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Stop.

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POP Girls lookin' stylish today.

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Anyways, have you guys heard
of the endangered wolves?

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Ew!

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Go back to your short bus.

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Ah-ooh.

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No, no, dude.

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-Hello.

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It's weird to stare.

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I wasn't staring.

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They just walked by.

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Okay, well, I was saying we need

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to start planning for Dave's party.

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This is so exciting, Vicki.

276
00:11:18,603 --> 00:11:21,505
Becca, you'll be joining us.

277
00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:22,707
Amazing.

278
00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:23,675
I can't wait.

279
00:11:32,485 --> 00:11:35,263
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

280
00:11:37,432 --> 00:11:38,489
Susie!

281
00:11:43,863 --> 00:11:44,897
♪ Who you gonna mark ♪

282
00:11:44,898 --> 00:11:46,432
♪ When we bring strut, strut ♪

283
00:11:46,433 --> 00:11:48,400
This way? -This way, this way.

284
00:11:48,401 --> 00:11:50,245
Okay, yeah.

285
00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:56,240
-Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

286
00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:57,142
Here to party!

287
00:11:59,745 --> 00:12:01,145
Susie Quinn and Bobbie Roberts,

288
00:12:01,146 --> 00:12:03,014
please report to the school newsroom.

289
00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:04,849
They're probably gonna give us an award

290
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,819
for being famous or something.

291
00:12:06,820 --> 00:12:07,785
Let's go!

292
00:12:07,786 --> 00:12:09,087
Follow me.

293
00:12:09,088 --> 00:12:10,589
Next up, interview with the two

294
00:12:10,590 --> 00:12:12,500
new social media celebrities.

295
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,995
Darby Duncan, head of All Things News at Clovis High.

296
00:12:17,996 --> 00:12:19,197
We know who you are.

297
00:12:19,198 --> 00:12:20,264
Of course you do.

298
00:12:20,265 --> 00:12:22,934
And I totally know who you are.

299
00:12:22,935 --> 00:12:23,878
Follow me.

300
00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:30,274
When I count down, we go live, got it?

301
00:12:30,275 --> 00:12:31,453
Okay, got it, yeah.

302
00:12:32,653 --> 00:12:35,079
Quiet on set, please! -Quiet on set, please!

303
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,614
I just said that.

304
00:12:36,615 --> 00:12:39,984
News is starting in three, two, one.

305
00:12:44,565 --> 00:12:46,559
It's now? Now.

306
00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:49,160
Good morning, Clovis High.

307
00:12:49,161 --> 00:12:52,097
I have an important announcement for you.

308
00:12:52,098 --> 00:12:54,800
Our class president, Vicki Reinhard,

309
00:12:54,801 --> 00:12:57,002
has graciously informed me

310
00:12:57,003 --> 00:13:01,950
that Susie Q and Bobbie
Roberts are now famous on TikTok.

311
00:13:02,617 --> 00:13:03,740
Ew!

312
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:06,844
Now let's get a tickin' and a tockin'.

313
00:13:06,845 --> 00:13:09,014
Oh! -

314
00:13:09,015 --> 00:13:10,380
Oh!

315
00:13:10,381 --> 00:13:13,284
Hello, Clovis High, as you've heard,

316
00:13:13,285 --> 00:13:17,132
Susie and Bobbie are now TikTok celebrities .

317
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:23,037
As an influencer with 163,452 followers myself,

318
00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:29,543
the most followed person at Clovis High, until now,

319
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:34,905
your overnight success is so inspirational.

320
00:13:34,906 --> 00:13:39,210
And I want to make sure you
share your story with everyone.

321
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:42,980
Like, right now ?

322
00:13:42,981 --> 00:13:44,649
If I may speak for the both of us.

323
00:13:44,650 --> 00:13:47,519
You see, we have been working immensely hard

324
00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:49,920
and dreaming about being this influential.

325
00:13:49,921 --> 00:13:51,389
And I would say that, now,

326
00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:52,490
I think we've gotten there.

327
00:13:52,491 --> 00:13:54,259
Wouldn't you say? -Totally agree.

328
00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:55,494
Thank you.

329
00:13:55,495 --> 00:13:57,662
It has been a lot of pressure

330
00:13:57,663 --> 00:13:59,264
to become this famous overnight.

331
00:13:59,265 --> 00:14:01,199
I mean, we went to a coffee shop this morning

332
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,500
and were ambushed by fans.

333
00:14:03,501 --> 00:14:04,402
Ambushed by fans.

334
00:14:04,403 --> 00:14:06,037
It can be quite dangerous.

335
00:14:06,038 --> 00:14:07,404
I mean, we were considering whether

336
00:14:07,405 --> 00:14:09,240
or not we should even come to school this morning.

337
00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:11,175
Am I talking too much?

338
00:14:11,176 --> 00:14:12,310
Yes. -Oh, no.

339
00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:14,212
No, please continue.

340
00:14:14,213 --> 00:14:16,514
We want to hear everything.

341
00:14:16,515 --> 00:14:19,784
Well, Charli D'Amelio reached out to us-

342
00:14:19,785 --> 00:14:20,985
Oh! -To help us deal

343
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:22,654
with all of this fame. -Oh.

344
00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:24,789
It's been a lot. -Charli D'Amelio?

345
00:14:24,790 --> 00:14:27,024
Interesting. -Yeah, she's really sweet.

346
00:14:27,025 --> 00:14:28,892
I expect we'll hear from Addison Rae soon.

347
00:14:28,893 --> 00:14:31,429
You know, I just really wasn't,

348
00:14:31,430 --> 00:14:32,964
I didn't really want to say that, you know,

349
00:14:32,965 --> 00:14:35,265
I was really hoping for someone like AOC,

350
00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:38,135
or better yet, any of the remaining Kennedys.

351
00:14:38,136 --> 00:14:40,070
I'm sure you remember at least one of them.

352
00:14:40,071 --> 00:14:41,872
Well, I... Anyway,

353
00:14:41,873 --> 00:14:45,175
we are incredibly grateful to
be where we are at right now.

354
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,510
Thank you.

355
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,647
Thank you, Susie and Bobbie. -

356
00:14:49,648 --> 00:14:51,215
You know, social media growth

357
00:14:51,216 --> 00:14:56,087
and safety is so important, which is why I brought in

358
00:14:56,088 --> 00:15:00,324
special guest speaker Duane Donroni,

359
00:15:00,325 --> 00:15:03,160
TikTok's chief growth officer.

360
00:15:03,161 --> 00:15:05,229
Yes, thanks for having me, Vicki.

361
00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:06,930
It is great to hear that all of the kids

362
00:15:06,931 --> 00:15:08,832
at the school is enjoying TikTok.

363
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:11,969
I truly want all of y'all to succeed on this platform.

364
00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:14,805
But it has come to my attention

365
00:15:14,806 --> 00:15:17,174
that two students -

366
00:15:17,175 --> 00:15:19,544
has purchased a million followers each, last night.

367
00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:23,247
And that, my friend, is fraudulent engagement.

368
00:15:23,248 --> 00:15:24,082
No.

369
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,252
Oh my God.

370
00:15:27,253 --> 00:15:28,195
Oh!

371
00:15:31,623 --> 00:15:33,224
Thank you, Duane, means a lot,

372
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:35,394
keeping our school safe. -Don't leave me.

373
00:15:35,395 --> 00:15:37,427
Bobbie!

374
00:15:37,428 --> 00:15:38,662
Run to the bushes. -This way?

375
00:15:38,663 --> 00:15:40,530
Run into the bushes, go!

376
00:15:40,531 --> 00:15:41,965
Oh. -And remember, class,

377
00:15:41,966 --> 00:15:44,402
if you see something, say something.

378
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,609
The day we become the most popular kids in school?

379
00:15:53,011 --> 00:15:55,212
More like the day we became the most humiliated kids

380
00:15:55,213 --> 00:15:57,614
on the face of the earth,

381
00:15:57,615 --> 00:16:00,650
more so than Eliot Spitzer or Gary Hart

382
00:16:00,651 --> 00:16:03,254
or that English man that made love to a pig.

383
00:16:04,523 --> 00:16:06,657
I, I don't know who any of those people.

384
00:16:06,658 --> 00:16:09,837
They're the most high-profile
political humiliations ever.

385
00:16:10,672 --> 00:16:12,329
Did I say ever?

386
00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:14,375
Okay, but how could I have known?

387
00:16:16,901 --> 00:16:19,437
How could you have known?

388
00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:20,382
Really?

389
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:26,788
We went from 16 followers to
1,000,016 followers overnight.

390
00:16:28,522 --> 00:16:31,082
And the only people commenting
were NaughtyGirlSyxT9

391
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:32,515
and DoubleDeckerDebbie.

392
00:16:32,516 --> 00:16:34,828
You can't tell me that wasn't a little bit suspicious.

393
00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:36,732
It's sus.

394
00:16:37,598 --> 00:16:39,122
What?

395
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,925
The popular kids, they don't say suspicious.

396
00:16:40,926 --> 00:16:42,059
They say sus .

397
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:42,894
I'm gonna kill you.

398
00:16:42,895 --> 00:16:44,460
Okay, look, I'm sorry.

399
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:47,632
But I saw buy a million followers for 9.99, and I did.

400
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:49,065
I didn't know.

401
00:16:49,066 --> 00:16:51,902
And how did Vicki Reinhard get that guy from TikTok

402
00:16:51,903 --> 00:16:53,570
to show up in our newsroom?

403
00:16:53,571 --> 00:16:54,672
She's Vicki Reinhart.

404
00:16:54,673 --> 00:16:56,340
She can literally do anything.

405
00:16:56,341 --> 00:16:59,744
I mean, like, they put our accounts on the screen

406
00:16:59,745 --> 00:17:01,879
and showed everyone how we bought followers.

407
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,347
And it didn't help that you farted

408
00:17:03,348 --> 00:17:04,915
when they made you delete your accounts live on air.

409
00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:06,884
-

410
00:17:06,885 --> 00:17:08,785
I was nervous.

411
00:17:09,921 --> 00:17:11,665
Farting is perfectly normal .

412
00:17:14,793 --> 00:17:16,127
You don't think-

413
00:17:16,128 --> 00:17:16,960
Hmm? -You don't think

414
00:17:16,961 --> 00:17:18,829
that Dave would, like,

415
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:21,565
uninvite us to his party, right?

416
00:17:21,566 --> 00:17:22,867
Oh my God, why would you think that?

417
00:17:22,868 --> 00:17:24,835
Do you think he would uninvite us?

418
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:25,937
Dave is cool.

419
00:17:25,938 --> 00:17:27,304
He throws parties for cool people.

420
00:17:27,305 --> 00:17:29,774
And we are even less cool than we were before.

421
00:17:29,775 --> 00:17:30,874
It's a logical question.

422
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,687
Oh my God, let me see that story.

423
00:17:39,951 --> 00:17:41,719
Hey, guys, excited to see you at my party.

424
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,194
Hey.

425
00:17:49,195 --> 00:17:50,238
Hey, stranger.

426
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,030
I'm assuming you heard about my party.

427
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:55,767
Naturally, Vicki's already obsessing over costumes.

428
00:17:55,768 --> 00:17:56,812
Of course she is.

429
00:18:00,771 --> 00:18:03,340
Anyway, I was just making sure you can make it.

430
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,620
-What are we talking about?

431
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,582
Just confirming that you guys are coming to my party.

432
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:11,515
We are.

433
00:18:11,516 --> 00:18:12,950
But please tell me you uninvited

434
00:18:12,951 --> 00:18:15,219
those fake social media weirdos.

435
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:18,222
OMG, now that was bloody embarrassing.

436
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,790
Ginger, that English accent is so annoying.

437
00:18:20,791 --> 00:18:23,194
You spent like a week in London, give it a break.

438
00:18:23,195 --> 00:18:24,762
Who are those two losers, anyway?

439
00:18:24,763 --> 00:18:28,732
That's Oozie Susie and Boobie Roberts.

440
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,100
Huh, who?

441
00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:32,769
For the record,

442
00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:34,839
I had one very unfortunate
pimple when I was in 7th grade.

443
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,809
And it popped in class and
exploded like nobody's business,

444
00:18:37,810 --> 00:18:39,677
hence the nickname Oozie Susie.

445
00:18:39,678 --> 00:18:42,045
But dang, I really thought we were past this.

446
00:18:42,046 --> 00:18:44,582
Ginger, I remember everything.

447
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:47,417
But sometimes, I just don't care enough

448
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,120
to remember that I remember.

449
00:18:49,121 --> 00:18:51,355
Anyway, who cares?

450
00:18:51,356 --> 00:18:52,889
They were just trying to fit in.

451
00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:55,225
Oh my God, that was way more than just trying to fit in.

452
00:18:55,226 --> 00:18:58,595
Buying followers is this
generation's gonorrhea, Dave.

453
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,897
What they did might actually be illegal.

454
00:19:00,898 --> 00:19:02,665
They could be filed for criminal charges.

455
00:19:02,666 --> 00:19:05,502
Yeah, somehow I think the
court system is a bit too busy

456
00:19:05,503 --> 00:19:07,639
to be worried about TikTok violators.

457
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:08,605
And I think they're funny.

458
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,240
What are y'all talking about?

459
00:19:10,241 --> 00:19:11,609
Criminal.

460
00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:13,310
Hmm? -I mean, criminals,

461
00:19:13,311 --> 00:19:16,414
social media criminals. -Okay.

462
00:19:16,415 --> 00:19:18,515
Well, the ball isn't gonna throw itself, babe.

463
00:19:18,516 --> 00:19:20,819
You're supposed to be at practice.

464
00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:21,752
Get to it.

465
00:19:21,753 --> 00:19:23,287
Always keeping me in check.

466
00:19:27,693 --> 00:19:30,060
Well, I'm gonna get going.

467
00:19:30,061 --> 00:19:31,662
But I hope to see you ladies next Saturday.

468
00:19:31,663 --> 00:19:34,699
Okay, bye, you two lovebirds .

469
00:19:35,535 --> 00:19:36,500
So cute.

470
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,585
Don't tell me you're still obsessed with him.

471
00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:45,509
I'm not.

472
00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:46,910
He's just... Get over it.

473
00:19:46,911 --> 00:19:48,412
He moved on.

474
00:19:48,413 --> 00:19:49,247
Yeah.

475
00:19:49,248 --> 00:19:50,080
Thanks to you.

476
00:19:50,081 --> 00:19:51,615
Let me catch you up.

477
00:19:51,616 --> 00:19:55,285
In 7th grade, rumor had it, Dave and Renee had a thing.

478
00:19:55,286 --> 00:19:56,354
And when I say rumor,

479
00:19:56,355 --> 00:19:59,857
I'm 97% confident it's a trumor.

480
00:19:59,858 --> 00:20:01,259
Dave was the new kid in town.

481
00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:03,360
Renee and Dave became besties.

482
00:20:03,361 --> 00:20:05,129
But Dave wrote Renee a note,

483
00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:07,530
because he wanted to be more than friends.

484
00:20:07,531 --> 00:20:12,646
He wrote down all his deepest, darkest Dave desires.

485
00:20:12,647 --> 00:20:14,964
Jasmine was the right flank POP Girl.

486
00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:16,740
But she was too preoccupied with cheer leading.

487
00:20:16,741 --> 00:20:18,842
That did not sit well with Vicki.

488
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,812
So she decided it was time to get rid of Jasmine

489
00:20:21,813 --> 00:20:23,290
and replace her with Renee.

490
00:20:24,692 --> 00:20:25,749
Come on, Bobbie,

491
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,617
gimme one more! -

492
00:20:27,618 --> 00:20:29,554
While the details are sketchy,

493
00:20:30,988 --> 00:20:33,424
Vicki gave Renee an ultimatum, give up the new guy

494
00:20:33,425 --> 00:20:35,960
and devote her full attention to POP Girls,

495
00:20:35,961 --> 00:20:38,362
or Vicki would humiliate Dave

496
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,599
by wallpapering the entire school

497
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,867
with his note that he wrote to Renee.

498
00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:45,337
And while I never actually saw the note,

499
00:20:45,338 --> 00:20:47,772
I heard its release would have been mortifying

500
00:20:47,773 --> 00:20:48,840
-for Dave.

501
00:20:48,841 --> 00:20:49,683
Mm-hmm.

502
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:55,880
We're going to that party.

503
00:20:57,016 --> 00:20:58,449
And we're gonna redeem ourselves.

504
00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:01,652
But I know we're not exactly experienced party goers.

505
00:21:01,653 --> 00:21:02,485
We just need some help.

506
00:21:02,486 --> 00:21:03,920
Yeah, right, we do.

507
00:21:03,921 --> 00:21:05,232
But who's gonna help us?

508
00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:08,125
♪ You want it, come get it ♪

509
00:21:08,126 --> 00:21:10,127
♪ Subscribe to me ♪

510
00:21:10,128 --> 00:21:12,729
♪ Got spirit, come see it on the like ♪

511
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,399
-

512
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,102
Ugh, school's so boring.

513
00:21:18,103 --> 00:21:19,970
Do you think people think I'm a student?

514
00:21:19,971 --> 00:21:21,039
Hi!

515
00:21:23,475 --> 00:21:24,909
Uh-huh, well, CBD.

516
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:29,079
Okay, now go POP slay your shirt.

517
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,090
Hi, principal.

518
00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:32,717
Sorry, I'm late.

519
00:21:32,718 --> 00:21:33,984
Nice tie.

520
00:21:33,985 --> 00:21:34,819
Like this? -Yeah, sure.

521
00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:35,685
That's the only button.

522
00:21:35,686 --> 00:21:37,287
That's so cute.

523
00:21:37,288 --> 00:21:38,122
Bye, Mom.

524
00:21:38,123 --> 00:21:39,224
I love your mustache.

525
00:21:39,225 --> 00:21:40,359
♪ Come get it ♪

526
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,459
♪ Subscribe to me. ♪

527
00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:42,927
Hey.

528
00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:43,772
Bitch.

529
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:47,432
What are you wearing?

530
00:21:49,068 --> 00:21:49,900
Twins?

531
00:21:49,901 --> 00:21:51,402
Not funny, Lalita.

532
00:21:51,403 --> 00:21:52,937
Hold on, seriously? -Yeah, seriously.

533
00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:54,139
Why didn't you send me a photo

534
00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:55,172
of that shirt before you bought it?

535
00:21:55,173 --> 00:21:57,075
Because I didn't think... Period.

536
00:21:57,076 --> 00:21:57,909
Huh?

537
00:21:57,910 --> 00:21:58,877
You didn't think.

538
00:21:58,878 --> 00:22:00,077
That's the end of the sentence.

539
00:22:00,078 --> 00:22:01,479
-Actually, I was gonna say,

540
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,947
I didn't really think it mattered.

541
00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:05,684
And my top matches my shoes.

542
00:22:05,685 --> 00:22:07,950
Match?

543
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:10,520
When is the last time you read a fashion magazine?

544
00:22:10,521 --> 00:22:13,057
Matching is not the thing, not for outfits,

545
00:22:13,058 --> 00:22:14,825
and definitely not for me and you.

546
00:22:14,826 --> 00:22:16,727
God, this is the worst day of my life.

547
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:19,764
Skanky slut.

548
00:22:19,765 --> 00:22:20,965
What did you say?

549
00:22:20,966 --> 00:22:22,410
I said swanky butt.

550
00:22:25,212 --> 00:22:27,037
I know, right?

551
00:22:27,038 --> 00:22:30,385
Reminder, Clovis High is a bully-free zone.

552
00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:35,712
-

553
00:22:38,616 --> 00:22:41,985
So Vicki hasn't been happy with Renee since that day.

554
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,587
And I think Renee's being kicked out.

555
00:22:44,588 --> 00:22:46,790
Wait, promise we would
never ever do that to each other,

556
00:22:46,791 --> 00:22:48,827
that we would never let anything come in between us.

557
00:22:48,828 --> 00:22:49,927
I'm serious.

558
00:22:49,928 --> 00:22:50,772
Bobbie!

559
00:22:52,707 --> 00:22:54,899
You're the most important person in the world to me.

560
00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:56,600
You're my best friend.

561
00:22:56,601 --> 00:22:58,402
Well, you're my only friend.

562
00:22:58,403 --> 00:22:59,570
-But still,

563
00:22:59,571 --> 00:23:01,139
you mean everything to me.

564
00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:02,005
Same.

565
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,140
Continue. -Okay.

566
00:23:03,141 --> 00:23:06,009
So the other night, I saw Vicki

567
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:08,312
with Ginger and Becca at Dairy Queen.

568
00:23:08,313 --> 00:23:09,612
And Renee wasn't with them.

569
00:23:09,613 --> 00:23:11,949
Okay, ew, who still drinks dairy anymore?

570
00:23:11,950 --> 00:23:13,950
-Lots of people.

571
00:23:13,951 --> 00:23:14,895
No, thank you.

572
00:23:16,297 --> 00:23:17,754
So I was thinking,

573
00:23:17,755 --> 00:23:20,390
since Renee maybe has some
extra time on her hands now,

574
00:23:20,391 --> 00:23:22,392
that she'd want to come over and teach us how to be cool

575
00:23:22,393 --> 00:23:25,129
or maybe even how to become POP Girls, hmm?

576
00:23:25,130 --> 00:23:27,097
Hmm ? -

577
00:23:27,098 --> 00:23:28,899
No, that's never ever gonna happen.

578
00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:30,077
You know that, right?

579
00:23:32,145 --> 00:23:33,104
It's worth a try.

580
00:23:33,105 --> 00:23:34,504
No. -Worth a try.

581
00:23:34,505 --> 00:23:36,874
It's actually not, but you're gonna do it anyway,

582
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:38,685
'cause who cares what Bobbie says.

583
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,010
-Done.

584
00:23:41,011 --> 00:23:42,145
Oh my God, that was so fast.

585
00:23:42,146 --> 00:23:43,447
How do you even have her number?

586
00:23:43,448 --> 00:23:44,949
I was behind in line at the smoothie shop

587
00:23:44,950 --> 00:23:46,617
when she gave it for the discount program.

588
00:23:46,618 --> 00:23:47,517
I memorized it.

589
00:23:47,518 --> 00:23:48,719
That's creepy.

590
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,354
I know. -But continue.

591
00:23:50,355 --> 00:23:52,400
Oh, ooh, she's typing, she's typing.

592
00:23:55,795 --> 00:23:57,027
She spelled freaks wrong.

593
00:23:57,028 --> 00:23:58,462
Yeah.

594
00:23:58,463 --> 00:24:01,132
Does she, like, not listen to Nicki Minaj, hello?

595
00:24:01,133 --> 00:24:02,632
What?

596
00:24:02,633 --> 00:24:03,800
This is pointless.

597
00:24:03,801 --> 00:24:06,435
Okay, so no great plan

598
00:24:06,436 --> 00:24:08,272
for how we're gonna destroy our lives tomorrow.

599
00:24:08,273 --> 00:24:09,974
Great, I'm gonna go home.

600
00:24:09,975 --> 00:24:11,440
And I'm gonna get some sleep.

601
00:24:11,441 --> 00:24:12,909
And I'm gonna show up at school tomorrow

602
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:15,045
as my totally normal loser self with my best friend,

603
00:24:15,046 --> 00:24:16,780
who is also a loser.

604
00:24:16,781 --> 00:24:18,014
That's me.

605
00:24:18,015 --> 00:24:19,349
And we're gonna have a boring, normal,

606
00:24:19,350 --> 00:24:21,452
uneventful loser of a day.

607
00:24:21,453 --> 00:24:22,587
-Okay?

608
00:24:22,588 --> 00:24:23,720
Okay.

609
00:24:23,721 --> 00:24:25,122
I love you. -Love you.

610
00:24:25,123 --> 00:24:28,435
See you tomorrow. -Bye, see you tomorrow.

611
00:24:35,566 --> 00:24:36,700
Vicki, wake up.

612
00:24:36,701 --> 00:24:37,669
Wake up!

613
00:24:37,670 --> 00:24:38,802
Mom.

614
00:24:38,803 --> 00:24:40,170
I have the perfect plan... Mom.

615
00:24:40,171 --> 00:24:42,705
To elevate your popularity at school even more.

616
00:24:42,706 --> 00:24:45,185
You need to date Susana Pringles.

617
00:24:46,053 --> 00:24:46,953
Mom.

618
00:24:48,122 --> 00:24:49,980
What is all over your face?

619
00:24:49,981 --> 00:24:51,258
I'm slugging.

620
00:24:52,092 --> 00:24:53,850
At three in the morning?

621
00:24:53,851 --> 00:24:55,185
Wrinkles don't look at the clock.

622
00:24:55,186 --> 00:24:57,820
Vicki Reinhard, don't you ever forget that.

623
00:24:57,821 --> 00:24:59,789
You need to date Susana Pringles.

624
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:03,094
She is the most popular athlete at school.

625
00:25:03,095 --> 00:25:04,260
I'm not gay.

626
00:25:04,261 --> 00:25:05,795
Nobody cares about that anymore.

627
00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:07,664
They do if you're not gay.

628
00:25:07,665 --> 00:25:10,867
You over think everything, fine.

629
00:25:10,868 --> 00:25:12,469
Date, oh, Anthony Scott.

630
00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:14,605
Uh-uh, I don't like him.

631
00:25:14,606 --> 00:25:16,040
Nobody cares about that either.

632
00:25:16,041 --> 00:25:17,007
I do.

633
00:25:17,008 --> 00:25:18,009
That's what I'm talking about.

634
00:25:18,010 --> 00:25:19,787
You do like him.

635
00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:23,314
But I-

636
00:25:23,315 --> 00:25:24,449
Like him?

637
00:25:24,450 --> 00:25:25,715
Trust me.

638
00:25:25,716 --> 00:25:27,450
And I could see how you were looking at him

639
00:25:27,451 --> 00:25:28,819
during the football game.

640
00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:31,989
Mom, all the 150 people in the stands were looking

641
00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:33,390
at him during the football game.

642
00:25:33,391 --> 00:25:35,925
And I could see you were impressed.

643
00:25:35,926 --> 00:25:37,805
With his football skills,

644
00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:41,299
which are pretty good.

645
00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:42,532
Right?

646
00:25:42,533 --> 00:25:45,402
And you look great next to him.

647
00:25:45,403 --> 00:25:47,537
I already photoshopped the two of you together.

648
00:25:47,538 --> 00:25:50,207
And it's perfection. -

649
00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:51,842
Excuse me.

650
00:25:54,913 --> 00:25:56,245
-There.

651
00:25:56,246 --> 00:25:58,949
I DM'ed him for you, from your account.

652
00:25:58,950 --> 00:26:00,317
No. -And I won't stop

653
00:26:00,318 --> 00:26:02,319
until we seal the deal. -What did you say?

654
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,855
Don't even worry about it, I'm a wordsmith.

655
00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:06,990
-You're welcome.

656
00:26:06,991 --> 00:26:08,524
I think I'm on point today.

657
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,227
Please pick up
your kids at the pickup zone.

658
00:26:23,775 --> 00:26:25,742
Hey, ease up on the brakes a little bit.

659
00:26:25,743 --> 00:26:27,010
Thank you so much.

660
00:26:29,481 --> 00:26:30,423
Ow.

661
00:26:31,825 --> 00:26:33,917
Just let her go.

662
00:26:33,918 --> 00:26:35,619
Yup, there goes my coccyx.

663
00:26:35,620 --> 00:26:37,898
Mom, this is ridiculous.

664
00:26:41,860 --> 00:26:43,160
Embarrassing! -Mrs. Quinn,

665
00:26:43,161 --> 00:26:44,360
hey, can we slow down, please?

666
00:26:46,565 --> 00:26:51,412
-

667
00:26:53,247 --> 00:26:55,505
What are you doing, Lalita?

668
00:26:56,608 --> 00:26:58,442
You scared the crap out of me.

669
00:26:58,443 --> 00:26:59,375
Oh.

670
00:26:59,376 --> 00:27:01,044
Oh, yay, we're all here.

671
00:27:01,045 --> 00:27:02,545
Okay, good.

672
00:27:02,546 --> 00:27:05,182
Time for a POP chat about Dave's party and Pink Prom.

673
00:27:05,183 --> 00:27:06,127
Important.

674
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:10,320
My prom dress needs to be the most dramatic, D-R-

675
00:27:10,321 --> 00:27:13,890
Vicki, is it true that you and
Anthony Scott are talking?

676
00:27:13,891 --> 00:27:17,160
I don't talk and tell, my friend.

677
00:27:17,161 --> 00:27:19,564
Oh, okay.

678
00:27:19,565 --> 00:27:20,607
It's totally true.

679
00:27:22,977 --> 00:27:24,234
Wait, what?

680
00:27:24,235 --> 00:27:25,735
You and Anthony Scott?

681
00:27:25,736 --> 00:27:27,170
It's not official.

682
00:27:27,171 --> 00:27:29,572
But once Darby starts spreading it around school,

683
00:27:29,573 --> 00:27:31,352
we're gonna be the new it couple.

684
00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:42,219
So wait, you like Anthony Scott?

685
00:27:42,220 --> 00:27:44,154
Yes, I like him.

686
00:27:44,155 --> 00:27:46,457
Anyway, this weekend, please don't be late, Renee.

687
00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:48,868
Get your shit together, I swear.

688
00:27:51,138 --> 00:27:52,562
Oh my God.

689
00:27:52,563 --> 00:27:54,164
There's Alan Nalan

690
00:27:54,165 --> 00:27:55,332
And? -He's kind of cute.

691
00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:56,967
Ew, since when?

692
00:27:58,836 --> 00:27:59,713
Sus.

693
00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:01,748
What?

694
00:28:02,917 --> 00:28:04,007
Oh my God.

695
00:28:04,008 --> 00:28:05,209
I meant to say 'sup?

696
00:28:05,210 --> 00:28:06,753
'Sup, like, 'sup?

697
00:28:07,587 --> 00:28:08,855
And that's any better.

698
00:28:11,992 --> 00:28:12,960
See, see that?

699
00:28:14,093 --> 00:28:15,819
Alan Nalan is looking at the POP Girls.

700
00:28:15,820 --> 00:28:18,322
And if I were a POP Girl, he'd be looking at me too.

701
00:28:19,890 --> 00:28:21,324
Yeah, I don't think he's very
interested in the POP Girls.

702
00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:23,760
Everyone has a thing for the POP Girls, Bobbie.

703
00:28:23,761 --> 00:28:25,262
Even Principal Highburn has a picture

704
00:28:25,263 --> 00:28:26,964
of him and Vicki as his wallpaper.

705
00:28:26,965 --> 00:28:27,799
Principal Highburn-

706
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,365
What?

707
00:28:29,366 --> 00:28:30,300
The superintendent
would like to speak to you.

708
00:28:32,070 --> 00:28:34,804
Becca, I have told you a million times,

709
00:28:34,805 --> 00:28:38,174
put a minimum of six feet between us and you.

710
00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:39,675
I mean, have you ever seen a movie

711
00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,479
where there's four popular girls?

712
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,847
No, it's always three.

713
00:28:43,848 --> 00:28:45,182
Now keep it at six feet.

714
00:28:45,183 --> 00:28:48,019
If I can cough on you, you're too close.

715
00:28:50,621 --> 00:28:52,722
Don't look so smug, Lalita.

716
00:28:52,723 --> 00:28:55,259
Six feet is closer than you think.

717
00:28:58,061 --> 00:29:00,630
Like you two should even be
sharing the same airspace as us,

718
00:29:00,631 --> 00:29:02,565
after that newscast.

719
00:29:08,448 --> 00:29:09,350
Coming!

720
00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:12,175
Hi, I'm Vicki Reinhard.

721
00:29:12,176 --> 00:29:14,510
Do you know someone growing suspiciously fast

722
00:29:14,511 --> 00:29:15,712
on social media?

723
00:29:15,713 --> 00:29:17,447
If you see something, say something.

724
00:29:17,448 --> 00:29:18,825
And keep our school safe.

725
00:29:20,585 --> 00:29:22,585
-

726
00:29:24,990 --> 00:29:26,589
Students, reminder,

727
00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:29,525
there's no number twos in the urinal.

728
00:29:29,526 --> 00:29:30,927
She's been stalking me, bro.

729
00:29:30,928 --> 00:29:32,540
It's been, like, really weird.

730
00:29:33,540 --> 00:29:34,632
Oh, speak of the devil.

731
00:29:34,633 --> 00:29:36,010
Hi, Anthony.

732
00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:40,137
Hey, Dave.

733
00:29:40,138 --> 00:29:41,582
Where's Jasmine?

734
00:29:43,015 --> 00:29:44,807
She has art during our study period.

735
00:29:44,808 --> 00:29:46,742
Hmm, isn't today the day you

736
00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:49,645
and Jasmine pretend like you're a family

737
00:29:49,646 --> 00:29:52,415
and babysit her baby brother together?

738
00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:54,228
That is so cute for you.

739
00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:59,622
Well, I will let you guys get back to studying.

740
00:29:59,623 --> 00:30:02,259
I have a strict weekend schedule.

741
00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:05,295
Go Clovis High Hawks!

742
00:30:05,296 --> 00:30:08,865
Cah-caw.

743
00:30:08,866 --> 00:30:10,010
Go Clovis High .

744
00:30:21,355 --> 00:30:22,488
Stop texting me.

745
00:30:35,668 --> 00:30:36,860
Start by being less desperate.

746
00:30:36,861 --> 00:30:37,705
Okay.

747
00:30:42,801 --> 00:30:43,700
And fix this hair. -

748
00:30:43,701 --> 00:30:44,545
Okay.

749
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,574
Get a crop top or something.

750
00:30:50,575 --> 00:30:52,644
I don't... And no.

751
00:30:52,645 --> 00:30:54,945
Never again.

752
00:31:00,818 --> 00:31:03,720
Ladies, we need to talk about your reckless behavior.

753
00:31:03,721 --> 00:31:05,589
You both should be setting a better example

754
00:31:05,590 --> 00:31:06,522
for your children.

755
00:31:06,523 --> 00:31:07,957
Yeah, way to get us in trouble.

756
00:31:07,958 --> 00:31:10,160
You're the one who almost ran him over.

757
00:31:10,161 --> 00:31:12,462
You're the one who can't move on.

758
00:31:12,463 --> 00:31:15,265
You're the one who can't keep her mouth shut.

759
00:31:15,266 --> 00:31:16,699
Literally.

760
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:20,369
Well, I'm sorry that you were a nobody in high school.

761
00:31:20,370 --> 00:31:23,205
I'm sorry you weren't hugged enough as a child.

762
00:31:23,206 --> 00:31:25,742
I'm sorry you wore a jumpsuit,

763
00:31:25,743 --> 00:31:29,279
yeah, a freaking jumpsuit to graduation .

764
00:31:30,415 --> 00:31:31,458
Who wears that?

765
00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:35,117
Well, I'm sorry you think what's

766
00:31:35,118 --> 00:31:38,955
on the outside is more important
than what's on the inside.

767
00:31:38,956 --> 00:31:40,424
It isn't?

768
00:31:40,425 --> 00:31:45,462
I'm sorry that your daughter is the embarrassment

769
00:31:45,463 --> 00:31:46,964
of Clovis High.

770
00:31:48,566 --> 00:31:51,535
Well, I'm sorry your daughter is a little-

771
00:31:52,971 --> 00:31:56,740
I recommend a two-week ban on pickup and drop-off

772
00:31:56,741 --> 00:31:58,642
-for the two of you.

773
00:31:58,643 --> 00:32:00,110
What? No!

774
00:32:00,111 --> 00:32:03,045
Okay, no, no, Vicki cannot walk.

775
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:06,327
That is social suicide, oh my God, no.

776
00:32:08,451 --> 00:32:10,020
-

777
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,870
"Cinderella", again, really?

778
00:32:18,605 --> 00:32:20,062
If I can't solve my problems,

779
00:32:20,063 --> 00:32:21,497
maybe dreaming about Prince Charming can.

780
00:32:21,498 --> 00:32:25,569
Oh, God, what kind of 1950s time warp did you...

781
00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:31,518
Stop.

782
00:32:35,555 --> 00:32:36,457
Oh, I-

783
00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:40,650
Oh my God.

784
00:32:40,651 --> 00:32:41,884
I know.

785
00:32:41,885 --> 00:32:44,454
You've texted Renee another 37 times.

786
00:32:44,455 --> 00:32:45,422
You have to stop.

787
00:32:49,461 --> 00:32:50,427
Oh no, here we go again.

788
00:32:50,428 --> 00:32:52,562
I'm gonna stress eat .

789
00:32:52,563 --> 00:32:53,797
Can we speed this up?

790
00:32:53,798 --> 00:32:54,799
I don't have all day. -No, I can't.

791
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,867
Susie, are you okay?

792
00:32:56,868 --> 00:32:58,502
Yeah, Mom, I'm fine.

793
00:32:58,503 --> 00:33:00,369
Just working out my frustrations.

794
00:33:00,370 --> 00:33:03,607
Okay, well, I definitely understand that .

795
00:33:05,076 --> 00:33:06,420
Don't hurt yourself.

796
00:33:08,622 --> 00:33:10,547
What was that? -I don't know.

797
00:33:10,548 --> 00:33:14,550
-

798
00:33:14,551 --> 00:33:16,585
Renee thinks she knows everything,

799
00:33:16,586 --> 00:33:19,189
'cause she got her period in 3rd grade.

800
00:33:19,190 --> 00:33:20,557
Well, I know well damn well

801
00:33:20,558 --> 00:33:23,770
that little matching incident was no accident.

802
00:33:28,700 --> 00:33:30,134
Sorry, I'm late.

803
00:33:30,135 --> 00:33:32,034
My mom was moving a little slow.

804
00:33:32,035 --> 00:33:34,204
She should really cool it on the Xannies.

805
00:33:34,205 --> 00:33:35,472
She doesn't do Xannies.

806
00:33:35,473 --> 00:33:37,239
She's just a calm person.

807
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:41,277
My mom said she really wonders about your mom, Renee.

808
00:33:41,278 --> 00:33:43,512
And my mom is a psychotherapist.

809
00:33:43,513 --> 00:33:45,858
So she knows when things are, like, off.

810
00:33:47,393 --> 00:33:48,619
That's some scary shit.

811
00:33:48,620 --> 00:33:50,354
What did you say?

812
00:33:50,355 --> 00:33:52,365
I said, I live for your fit.

813
00:33:53,165 --> 00:33:55,725
Oh, I know, right?

814
00:33:55,726 --> 00:33:58,995
You guys started POP chat and POP slug without me.

815
00:33:58,996 --> 00:34:01,164
Actually, we're just finishing up.

816
00:34:01,165 --> 00:34:03,065
Everyone know what we're doing next week?

817
00:34:03,066 --> 00:34:05,167
I know what we're not doing next week,

818
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:08,505
stealing Vicki's thunder by wearing the same fit.

819
00:34:08,506 --> 00:34:09,772
Ditto.

820
00:34:09,773 --> 00:34:11,574
I got all my outfits approved last night.

821
00:34:11,575 --> 00:34:13,042
Did you hear that, Renee?

822
00:34:13,043 --> 00:34:13,944
What?

823
00:34:13,945 --> 00:34:15,522
Sorry, I didn't hear you.

824
00:34:17,990 --> 00:34:19,349
You know what?

825
00:34:19,350 --> 00:34:20,984
You're in the sleeping bag tonight, Diva Lalita.

826
00:34:20,985 --> 00:34:22,452
Wait, are you serious?

827
00:34:22,453 --> 00:34:23,652
Are you serious?

828
00:34:23,653 --> 00:34:25,220
You've been acting different, Renee.

829
00:34:25,221 --> 00:34:27,367
You need to remember where you came from.

830
00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:33,330
What?

831
00:34:33,331 --> 00:34:35,065
It's melatonin.

832
00:34:35,066 --> 00:34:35,965
Lights out.

833
00:35:17,275 --> 00:35:18,218
I knew it.

834
00:35:30,488 --> 00:35:31,922
Bobbie, did you hear that?

835
00:35:31,923 --> 00:35:33,322
What?

836
00:35:33,323 --> 00:35:35,692
My phone, it just dinged

837
00:35:35,693 --> 00:35:36,994
And?

838
00:35:36,995 --> 00:35:38,805
And you're here.

839
00:35:40,005 --> 00:35:42,065
You're the only ding I ever get on my phone.

840
00:35:50,641 --> 00:35:51,585
What?

841
00:35:56,313 --> 00:36:07,257
♪ Bah-bah, bah-bah, bah-bah, bah-bah ♪

842
00:36:10,528 --> 00:36:11,572
Hey, Jas.

843
00:36:13,172 --> 00:36:14,797
I feel like Coach doesn't even really care about-

844
00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:15,908
What is this?

845
00:36:18,743 --> 00:36:21,204
It's an old note I wrote to Renee.

846
00:36:21,205 --> 00:36:22,905
Who sent that to you?

847
00:36:22,906 --> 00:36:24,785
A, quote, concerned friend.

848
00:36:26,018 --> 00:36:27,620
So I'm gonna say Vicki.

849
00:36:28,622 --> 00:36:29,745
How did she get that?

850
00:36:29,746 --> 00:36:31,247
She's Vicki Reinhard.

851
00:36:31,248 --> 00:36:33,549
I mean, she can literally do anything.

852
00:36:33,550 --> 00:36:37,320
You told me you and Renee were always just friends.

853
00:36:37,321 --> 00:36:38,398
Yeah, we were,

854
00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:41,590
are just friends.

855
00:36:41,591 --> 00:36:44,527
Okay, yeah, 'cause this note does not look like

856
00:36:44,528 --> 00:36:45,972
y'all were just friends.

857
00:36:47,273 --> 00:36:48,530
What are you doing?

858
00:36:48,531 --> 00:36:50,943
I'm handling my business.

859
00:36:59,810 --> 00:37:01,077
What time is she supposed to be here?

860
00:37:01,078 --> 00:37:02,345
4:00 PM, do have the time?

861
00:37:02,346 --> 00:37:05,080
I don't have a watch on. -

862
00:37:05,081 --> 00:37:06,817
She's here, she's here, she's here.

863
00:37:06,818 --> 00:37:08,217
Focus, focus.

864
00:37:08,218 --> 00:37:09,819
Shit. -Focus.

865
00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:10,987
Great.

866
00:37:10,988 --> 00:37:12,254
-

867
00:37:12,255 --> 00:37:13,422
Open the door, Bobbie. -You open the door.

868
00:37:13,423 --> 00:37:14,657
She's here, Bobbie, open the door.

869
00:37:14,658 --> 00:37:15,492
I'm gonna open the door. -Open the door.

870
00:37:15,493 --> 00:37:16,592
I can hear you freaks.

871
00:37:16,593 --> 00:37:17,760
Can someone just let me in?

872
00:37:17,761 --> 00:37:19,538
I'm gonna open the door. -Go.

873
00:37:21,373 --> 00:37:22,742
Hi!

874
00:37:24,008 --> 00:37:26,002
If anyone saw me, I'm telling them you kidnapped

875
00:37:26,003 --> 00:37:28,439
and tortured my cat, and I
had to retrieve the dead body.

876
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,072
Got it?

877
00:37:30,073 --> 00:37:33,053
Yeah, of course, totally reasonable.

878
00:37:34,687 --> 00:37:35,755
Follow us.

879
00:37:37,623 --> 00:37:38,525
Ta-da!

880
00:37:42,495 --> 00:37:45,065
This is gonna be much harder than I realized.

881
00:37:46,032 --> 00:37:47,490
Can I do this?

882
00:37:47,491 --> 00:37:49,302
Yes, we can.

883
00:37:51,437 --> 00:37:52,305
Barack.

884
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,964
Obama.

885
00:37:54,965 --> 00:37:56,332
I thought that was a really good impression.

886
00:37:57,601 --> 00:37:59,669
Okay, so I heard you got invited to Dave's party.

887
00:37:59,670 --> 00:38:00,937
Yes.

888
00:38:00,938 --> 00:38:02,339
Why?

889
00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:03,605
Oh my God, did he uninvite us?

890
00:38:03,606 --> 00:38:04,707
Did he tell you he didn't want us to go?

891
00:38:04,708 --> 00:38:06,109
I knew that was gonna happen.

892
00:38:06,110 --> 00:38:08,444
No, in fact, he wants you to go.

893
00:38:08,445 --> 00:38:09,857
Oh my God, he does?

894
00:38:10,957 --> 00:38:11,947
Why does he want us to go? Did he say?

895
00:38:11,948 --> 00:38:13,315
Are you sure? What did he say?

896
00:38:13,316 --> 00:38:15,184
Okay, so maybe we start by getting you party-ready.

897
00:38:15,185 --> 00:38:18,120
Yeah, party-ready

898
00:38:18,121 --> 00:38:20,289
I have the perfect cashmere sweater

899
00:38:20,290 --> 00:38:22,325
and creased trousers I've been dying to showcase.

900
00:38:22,326 --> 00:38:23,492
Plus, you have cake.

901
00:38:23,493 --> 00:38:24,960
I never turned down a good partay.

902
00:38:24,961 --> 00:38:27,130
Parties are all about how you present yourself,

903
00:38:27,131 --> 00:38:29,499
Solo cup games, and mingling.

904
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:30,900
Let's start with presentation.

905
00:38:30,901 --> 00:38:33,013
Susie, go out and walk back in the room.

906
00:38:34,013 --> 00:38:35,372
Yeah. -Go.

907
00:38:35,373 --> 00:38:36,472
Just... Go, go, go, go,

908
00:38:36,473 --> 00:38:37,574
go, go, go! -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

909
00:38:37,575 --> 00:38:39,042
Just, okay.

910
00:38:39,043 --> 00:38:40,310
Go, Susie!

911
00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:43,045
Whoo!

912
00:38:43,046 --> 00:38:45,380
Far worse than I realized.

913
00:38:45,381 --> 00:38:47,850
Okay, now walk like you're a bad bitch,

914
00:38:47,851 --> 00:38:49,619
like Tom Holland asked you on a date.

915
00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:51,187
Bad bitch, okay, I got it.

916
00:38:51,188 --> 00:38:52,455
Bad bitch!

917
00:38:52,456 --> 00:38:55,359
-

918
00:38:57,428 --> 00:38:58,727
Break it down, break it down, break it down,

919
00:38:58,728 --> 00:38:59,729
get into it. -Stop, stop, stop.

920
00:38:59,730 --> 00:39:01,497
Stop. -

921
00:39:01,498 --> 00:39:04,065
Do you not like Tom Holland?

922
00:39:04,066 --> 00:39:06,602
I mean, personally, I'm more of an Andrew Garfield girl,

923
00:39:06,603 --> 00:39:07,970
but POP POP, see.

924
00:39:12,276 --> 00:39:13,542
Posture check.

925
00:39:13,543 --> 00:39:14,944
The stance is crucial. -Yeah.

926
00:39:14,945 --> 00:39:16,612
Shoulders back, walk like you mean it,

927
00:39:16,613 --> 00:39:17,757
even when you don't.

928
00:39:20,292 --> 00:39:21,684
♪ This could be the last time ♪

929
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,189
Much better.

930
00:39:25,190 --> 00:39:26,155
This hurts.

931
00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:28,290
It does, also, quick question.

932
00:39:28,291 --> 00:39:30,270
What are Solo cup games?

933
00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:33,995
♪ This might be the last ride ♪

934
00:39:33,996 --> 00:39:37,065
♪ Every road could fall right under our feet ♪

935
00:39:37,066 --> 00:39:39,969
Oh! -♪ I'm sinking to the ocean ♪

936
00:39:39,970 --> 00:39:41,104
♪ This will be a lost street ♪

937
00:39:41,105 --> 00:39:42,172
Just watch and learn.

938
00:39:42,173 --> 00:39:43,550
Shoulders back.

939
00:39:45,283 --> 00:39:46,075
I can do this.

940
00:39:46,076 --> 00:39:47,577
Hi, how's it going?

941
00:39:47,578 --> 00:39:48,779
♪ Saturdays ♪

942
00:39:48,780 --> 00:39:49,679
Okay.

943
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,514
Hi.

944
00:39:50,515 --> 00:39:51,780
Hey.

945
00:39:51,781 --> 00:39:54,684
♪ In the room where it all gets real ♪

946
00:39:54,685 --> 00:39:55,785
And you like what?

947
00:39:55,786 --> 00:39:57,387
You don't...

948
00:39:57,388 --> 00:39:59,522
Thank you, I worked really hard.

949
00:39:59,523 --> 00:40:00,533
Oh, Bobbie.

950
00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:03,459
♪ When the moonlight lit up your face ♪

951
00:40:03,460 --> 00:40:04,660
♪ And let love spark ♪

952
00:40:04,661 --> 00:40:05,529
♪ Saturdays ♪

953
00:40:06,530 --> 00:40:07,830
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

954
00:40:07,831 --> 00:40:09,665
Don't do that, don't do that, don't, don't-

955
00:40:09,666 --> 00:40:11,167
Whoa. -Don't do that.

956
00:40:11,168 --> 00:40:15,682
This must have been the
most exhausting day of my life.

957
00:40:16,648 --> 00:40:17,840
Exhausting, more like exhilarating.

958
00:40:17,841 --> 00:40:18,975
This must be how the Dems felt in 2008.

959
00:40:20,176 --> 00:40:22,979
Yeah, no, don't ever act excited.

960
00:40:22,980 --> 00:40:25,349
You need to be calm, cool, and collected.

961
00:40:25,350 --> 00:40:26,649
I'm going home.

962
00:40:26,650 --> 00:40:29,285
Remember, when you see me at school,

963
00:40:29,286 --> 00:40:30,519
you are dead to me.

964
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:33,155
Dead, right, thank you.

965
00:40:33,156 --> 00:40:34,257
I'll come over again tomorrow

966
00:40:34,258 --> 00:40:36,059
and then every day until the party

967
00:40:36,060 --> 00:40:37,094
Okay.

968
00:40:37,095 --> 00:40:38,027
♪ And follow you in the dark ♪

969
00:40:38,028 --> 00:40:39,329
♪ Saturdays ♪

970
00:40:39,330 --> 00:40:40,397
-Until the party !

971
00:40:40,398 --> 00:40:41,699
♪ When we dance in the dark ♪

972
00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:46,145
♪ In the room where it all gets real ♪

973
00:40:47,913 --> 00:40:49,239
No, don't.

974
00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:51,575
♪ Saturdays ♪

975
00:40:51,576 --> 00:40:53,075
♪ When we dance in the dark ♪

976
00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:57,414
♪ In the room where it all gets real ♪

977
00:40:57,415 --> 00:41:00,350
♪ I know you know how it feels ♪

978
00:41:00,351 --> 00:41:02,552
♪ Saturdays ♪

979
00:41:02,553 --> 00:41:04,887
♪ When the moonlight lit up your face ♪

980
00:41:04,888 --> 00:41:06,189
♪ And let love spark ♪

981
00:41:06,190 --> 00:41:07,689
I love it.

982
00:41:07,690 --> 00:41:10,392
It feels like, ooh, I'm a sweet little innocent cupid,

983
00:41:10,393 --> 00:41:12,795
but yet I'm not, and I'm hot.

984
00:41:12,796 --> 00:41:14,364
But will Anthony like it?

985
00:41:14,365 --> 00:41:15,930
I mean, he's obsessed with me.

986
00:41:15,931 --> 00:41:19,569
But I want him to be, like, totally obsessed with me.

987
00:41:19,570 --> 00:41:21,204
No man could resist that.

988
00:41:21,205 --> 00:41:22,782
I know, right?

989
00:41:24,083 --> 00:41:26,275
Vicki, what should we wear?

990
00:41:26,276 --> 00:41:27,710
Last year, we ran out of time,

991
00:41:27,711 --> 00:41:29,512
and I had to go as myself.

992
00:41:29,513 --> 00:41:30,479
-I don't have time

993
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,258
for your trauma dump, Ginger.

994
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:35,685
Renee, who are you texting?

995
00:41:35,686 --> 00:41:36,619
My mom.

996
00:41:36,620 --> 00:41:37,554
She's gonna come pick me up.

997
00:41:37,555 --> 00:41:39,422
I have to get my eyebrows done.

998
00:41:39,423 --> 00:41:42,125
I saw you changing in PE, yesterday.

999
00:41:42,126 --> 00:41:44,972
I don't think it's your eyebrows
you need to worry about.

1000
00:41:58,343 --> 00:41:59,185
Dave.

1001
00:42:01,287 --> 00:42:03,112
Dave, hey. -Yeah.

1002
00:42:03,113 --> 00:42:05,647
Over here just lookin' for my football .

1003
00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:08,752
-Come here.

1004
00:42:10,288 --> 00:42:11,230
Let's go.

1005
00:42:17,268 --> 00:42:18,862
There are three party rules you must follow,

1006
00:42:18,863 --> 00:42:19,895
no matter what.

1007
00:42:19,896 --> 00:42:22,397
Rule number one, no drinking.

1008
00:42:22,398 --> 00:42:24,567
Rule number two, a fight will break out,

1009
00:42:24,568 --> 00:42:27,135
and when it does, don't be anywhere near it.

1010
00:42:27,136 --> 00:42:30,005
And rule number three, make a good impression

1011
00:42:30,006 --> 00:42:31,918
and leave way before the party ends.

1012
00:42:32,718 --> 00:42:33,944
That's, that's four rules.

1013
00:42:33,945 --> 00:42:35,444
If I say it's three, it's three.

1014
00:42:35,445 --> 00:42:38,114
Okay, got it, three rules, but why do we need to leave

1015
00:42:38,115 --> 00:42:39,415
before the party ends? -Yeah.

1016
00:42:39,416 --> 00:42:40,850
Because you look thirsty if you stay too long.

1017
00:42:40,851 --> 00:42:41,884
Oh, that's good.

1018
00:42:41,885 --> 00:42:43,852
Write that down, write that down.

1019
00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:45,754
POP training 101 is now complete.

1020
00:42:45,755 --> 00:42:46,722
-

1021
00:42:46,723 --> 00:42:47,757
We're POP training graduates.

1022
00:42:47,758 --> 00:42:48,968
Okay, stop.

1023
00:42:50,170 --> 00:42:51,738
The whole point of this is to be cool.

1024
00:42:52,972 --> 00:42:54,864
Speaking of, think about changing your names

1025
00:42:54,865 --> 00:42:56,700
to Q and Robert,

1026
00:42:56,701 --> 00:42:59,102
way, way cooler than Susie and Bobbie.

1027
00:42:59,103 --> 00:43:00,635
Now go to the party tomorrow,

1028
00:43:00,636 --> 00:43:03,605
show them everything I
taught you, and follow my rules.

1029
00:43:03,606 --> 00:43:05,975
And do not speak to me.

1030
00:43:05,976 --> 00:43:07,187
I'll be there watching

1031
00:43:07,953 --> 00:43:09,579
from a distance.

1032
00:43:09,580 --> 00:43:11,780
All right, you got it, Robert?

1033
00:43:11,781 --> 00:43:12,615
You got it, Q?

1034
00:43:12,616 --> 00:43:14,284
I got it .

1035
00:43:14,285 --> 00:43:15,650
Sorry.

1036
00:43:15,651 --> 00:43:16,985
Congratulations to Vicki Reinhard

1037
00:43:16,986 --> 00:43:19,355
on her fourth term as president.

1038
00:43:19,356 --> 00:43:22,068
All hail our fearless overlord.

1039
00:43:23,302 --> 00:43:25,560
-See, see, see?

1040
00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:26,595
It's easy. -I thought it was easy.

1041
00:43:26,596 --> 00:43:27,730
That was great. -Do it again.

1042
00:43:27,731 --> 00:43:29,097
Ready, hike.

1043
00:43:29,098 --> 00:43:30,099
Ooh, no, wait, wait, wait. -Come on, come on.

1044
00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:32,334
Wait, wait. -

1045
00:43:32,335 --> 00:43:33,869
Wait. -Why are you so scared?

1046
00:43:33,870 --> 00:43:34,937
Because don't tackle me for real.

1047
00:43:34,938 --> 00:43:36,839
I'm not gonna hurt you.

1048
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,340
I'm not gonna hurt you, come on.

1049
00:43:38,341 --> 00:43:40,642
Come on, ah, come on.

1050
00:43:40,643 --> 00:43:43,012
No. -Come back, come back.

1051
00:43:43,013 --> 00:43:44,280
Come here, come here.

1052
00:43:44,281 --> 00:43:45,225
Come here.

1053
00:43:47,025 --> 00:43:48,184
Okay, let's do it again.

1054
00:43:48,185 --> 00:43:49,285
Okay, here we go.

1055
00:43:49,286 --> 00:43:50,385
Ready?

1056
00:43:50,386 --> 00:43:51,320
Don't tackle me, though.

1057
00:43:51,321 --> 00:43:52,587
I'm not gonna tackle you.

1058
00:43:52,588 --> 00:43:53,655
Not on me, you know I'm little

1059
00:43:53,656 --> 00:43:55,225
and brittle and stuff. -Okay.

1060
00:44:27,532 --> 00:44:30,827
-

1061
00:44:38,077 --> 00:44:39,145
Thank you.

1062
00:44:39,978 --> 00:44:41,237
So I've been thinking,

1063
00:44:41,238 --> 00:44:42,770
Oh, boy.

1064
00:44:42,771 --> 00:44:46,142
When we go to Dave's party, I want to make Renee proud,

1065
00:44:46,143 --> 00:44:47,487
like really proud.

1066
00:44:48,587 --> 00:44:49,412
I have an idea.

1067
00:44:49,413 --> 00:44:50,879
Spit it out.

1068
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,682
So you know when Vicki is mean to people,

1069
00:44:52,683 --> 00:44:54,717
and they're nicer to her than ever?

1070
00:44:54,718 --> 00:44:56,117
I've noticed.

1071
00:44:56,118 --> 00:44:59,089
Okay, well, maybe we need to be mean to be cool.

1072
00:44:59,090 --> 00:44:59,998
What?

1073
00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:03,159
Hey, Siri.

1074
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,360
When you're mean to people,

1075
00:45:04,361 --> 00:45:06,062
why are they nicer to you than ever?

1076
00:45:06,063 --> 00:45:07,595
Question mark.

1077
00:45:07,596 --> 00:45:09,097
It's been proven that when you are mean to people,

1078
00:45:09,098 --> 00:45:11,834
it triggers within them the desire to be liked by you.

1079
00:45:11,835 --> 00:45:14,470
And they may react in a way that is nicer than normal

1080
00:45:14,471 --> 00:45:16,772
in hopes that you will like them back.

1081
00:45:16,773 --> 00:45:18,240
See?

1082
00:45:18,241 --> 00:45:19,185
Oh.

1083
00:45:20,418 --> 00:45:23,645
So you're saying that if we treat people like crap,

1084
00:45:23,646 --> 00:45:25,280
they'll like us.

1085
00:45:25,281 --> 00:45:26,515
Pretty much.

1086
00:45:26,516 --> 00:45:29,552
Like, if we act like Napoleon ,

1087
00:45:29,553 --> 00:45:32,622
Donald Trump , Marie Antoinette,

1088
00:45:32,623 --> 00:45:34,457
they will like us.

1089
00:45:34,458 --> 00:45:35,524
Well, I don't think anybody

1090
00:45:35,525 --> 00:45:37,237
actually liked Marie Antoinette.

1091
00:45:38,303 --> 00:45:41,264
But yeah, I think they'll love us.

1092
00:45:41,265 --> 00:45:42,399
That's a great idea.

1093
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,199
So you're in?

1094
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,500
Yeah, I'm in.

1095
00:45:44,501 --> 00:45:45,802
Sounds like a disaster.

1096
00:45:45,803 --> 00:45:46,669
I'm out.

1097
00:45:56,522 --> 00:45:57,847
Oh! -Ready?

1098
00:46:20,045 --> 00:46:22,572
Mrs. Quinn, tonight, we're gonna become one

1099
00:46:22,573 --> 00:46:23,805
of the popular groups.

1100
00:46:23,806 --> 00:46:24,750
Oh !

1101
00:46:26,185 --> 00:46:28,010
Wow, that's exciting.

1102
00:46:28,011 --> 00:46:29,410
Yeah, it is.

1103
00:46:29,411 --> 00:46:31,590
Well, do you have a name for your group?

1104
00:46:33,725 --> 00:46:34,984
No, but that would've been a really

1105
00:46:34,985 --> 00:46:37,319
great idea to have earlier. -

1106
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,822
Oh , oh , duh, I got it.

1107
00:46:39,823 --> 00:46:41,624
It just came to me .

1108
00:46:41,625 --> 00:46:43,235
Hmm? -Mean Girls.

1109
00:46:44,837 --> 00:46:46,362
Bobbie?

1110
00:46:46,363 --> 00:46:47,295
I see the problem.

1111
00:46:47,296 --> 00:46:48,797
That is the name of a film.

1112
00:46:48,798 --> 00:46:51,567
Well, plus, you kids are not mean.

1113
00:46:51,568 --> 00:46:52,635
How about Nice Girls?

1114
00:46:52,636 --> 00:46:53,902
Oh!

1115
00:46:53,903 --> 00:46:56,305
Okay, well, we're not nice anymore, Mom.

1116
00:46:56,306 --> 00:46:57,940
So that's definitely not gonna work.

1117
00:46:57,941 --> 00:46:59,275
Oh, you're not. -Oh my God, I got it.

1118
00:46:59,276 --> 00:47:00,653
What? -Nice Girls Not.

1119
00:47:08,660 --> 00:47:10,062
I've heard worse.

1120
00:47:11,230 --> 00:47:12,487
Renee loves it.

1121
00:47:12,488 --> 00:47:14,167
Oh. -Nice Girls Not, it is.

1122
00:47:15,967 --> 00:47:18,538
Susie, we're the only ones in matching costumes.

1123
00:47:21,038 --> 00:47:22,664
This must be what sexting leads to.

1124
00:47:22,665 --> 00:47:26,002
Hmm, hey, we got to activate mean mode right now.

1125
00:47:26,003 --> 00:47:27,047
Right, right.

1126
00:47:28,747 --> 00:47:30,539
Hey, Susie.

1127
00:47:30,540 --> 00:47:32,174
Hey, Bobbie.

1128
00:47:32,175 --> 00:47:35,010
Hey, what do you want, Darby?

1129
00:47:35,011 --> 00:47:37,279
Yeah, what do you want, Darby?

1130
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,382
I'm surprised to see you here.

1131
00:47:39,383 --> 00:47:40,649
I just wanted to say hi.

1132
00:47:40,650 --> 00:47:42,184
- She's surprised.

1133
00:47:42,185 --> 00:47:43,152
Well! -

1134
00:47:43,153 --> 00:47:44,854
Get used to seeing us, okay?

1135
00:47:44,855 --> 00:47:45,955
You said hi.

1136
00:47:45,956 --> 00:47:47,222
Now say bye.

1137
00:47:47,223 --> 00:47:49,225
Yeah, go write that down somewhere.

1138
00:47:49,226 --> 00:47:50,792
Do whatever it is you do.

1139
00:47:50,793 --> 00:47:52,795
Bye. -Toodles.

1140
00:47:52,796 --> 00:47:55,764
We are really good at this.

1141
00:47:55,765 --> 00:47:57,199
Dude, who are you supposed to be anyway?

1142
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,469
JFK and Jackie Kennedy.

1143
00:47:59,470 --> 00:48:01,713
Read a history book, jerk-off.

1144
00:48:04,415 --> 00:48:07,944
Okay, remember what Renee said, no drinking.

1145
00:48:07,945 --> 00:48:09,245
Just stick to the juice.

1146
00:48:09,246 --> 00:48:10,412
Right.

1147
00:48:10,413 --> 00:48:11,780
♪ I wonder was it in your man ♪

1148
00:48:11,781 --> 00:48:13,082
Let me hit this juice.

1149
00:48:14,451 --> 00:48:15,852
That's it. -Hey, John.

1150
00:48:15,853 --> 00:48:17,152
Hey Jackie.

1151
00:48:17,153 --> 00:48:18,163
Looking good.

1152
00:48:20,791 --> 00:48:21,857
I know.

1153
00:48:21,858 --> 00:48:22,825
♪ Y'all be sleepin' on me ♪

1154
00:48:22,826 --> 00:48:24,025
All right, we still got plenty

1155
00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:25,594
of mango and strawberry left.

1156
00:48:25,595 --> 00:48:27,495
We still got some mint left too, if you need any of that.

1157
00:48:27,496 --> 00:48:29,297
Thank you very much, here you go.

1158
00:48:29,298 --> 00:48:30,265
Be careful of that stuff, though, it'll kill you.

1159
00:48:30,266 --> 00:48:31,700
What do you guys need?

1160
00:48:31,701 --> 00:48:32,812
I don't do drugs.

1161
00:48:37,606 --> 00:48:42,288
♪ She was a socialite without a party ♪

1162
00:48:43,122 --> 00:48:47,027
♪ They met at a watering hole ♪

1163
00:48:56,835 --> 00:48:57,737
Mm.

1164
00:48:58,870 --> 00:49:01,307
Mm, oh, his juice is so good.

1165
00:49:02,107 --> 00:49:03,008
Let's go.

1166
00:49:06,445 --> 00:49:08,170
Move!

1167
00:49:08,171 --> 00:49:11,950
♪ That time we fell in love ♪

1168
00:49:20,951 --> 00:49:21,995
Hey, you.

1169
00:49:23,862 --> 00:49:25,187
Hey back.

1170
00:49:25,188 --> 00:49:27,622
I thought we were gonna show up at the same time.

1171
00:49:27,623 --> 00:49:30,425
Oh, I came early to help Dave.

1172
00:49:30,426 --> 00:49:31,970
Right.

1173
00:49:32,872 --> 00:49:35,364
God, get a room, nerds.

1174
00:49:38,368 --> 00:49:39,802
Cup on!

1175
00:49:39,803 --> 00:49:40,869
Whoo!

1176
00:49:40,870 --> 00:49:42,104
You trying to play?

1177
00:49:42,105 --> 00:49:43,572
What's it look like?

1178
00:49:43,573 --> 00:49:45,407
I've been training for this.

1179
00:49:45,408 --> 00:49:47,610
Okay, well you can join our team.

1180
00:49:47,611 --> 00:49:48,710
We're down a man.

1181
00:49:48,711 --> 00:49:50,245
-

1182
00:49:50,246 --> 00:49:51,514
Chump. -

1183
00:49:51,515 --> 00:49:53,249
What are you looking at, Avril Lavigne?

1184
00:49:55,418 --> 00:49:56,352
Bobbie.

1185
00:49:56,353 --> 00:49:57,754
We're the two champs right here!

1186
00:49:57,755 --> 00:49:59,689
What are they doing?

1187
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:04,937
Bobbie, Bobbie!

1188
00:50:09,007 --> 00:50:09,975
Oh, 'sup?

1189
00:50:11,143 --> 00:50:12,100
'Sup?

1190
00:50:12,101 --> 00:50:13,302
Yeah, yeah, 'sup.

1191
00:50:13,303 --> 00:50:15,470
I mean like, 'sup?

1192
00:50:15,471 --> 00:50:17,250
This party's, like, whatever.

1193
00:50:18,483 --> 00:50:19,842
I actually think I'm gonna go hit up those supplies

1194
00:50:19,843 --> 00:50:21,610
that Swano's selling.

1195
00:50:21,611 --> 00:50:23,312
You're weird Susie Quinn.

1196
00:50:23,313 --> 00:50:28,427
-

1197
00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:31,187
Yeah!

1198
00:50:32,121 --> 00:50:33,822
Nobody spits in my Davey's cup.

1199
00:50:33,823 --> 00:50:34,657
What? -

1200
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:37,603
Hi-yah!

1201
00:50:40,372 --> 00:50:41,397
What?

1202
00:50:41,398 --> 00:50:43,967
-

1203
00:50:46,636 --> 00:50:47,637
Fight!

1204
00:50:47,638 --> 00:50:48,772
♪ Imma talk that talk like ♪

1205
00:50:48,773 --> 00:50:49,739
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

1206
00:50:49,740 --> 00:50:52,109
♪ Uh, uh ♪

1207
00:50:52,110 --> 00:50:53,509
♪ Imma talk that talk like ♪

1208
00:50:53,510 --> 00:50:55,110
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

1209
00:50:55,111 --> 00:50:56,812
You like? Yes.

1210
00:50:56,813 --> 00:50:58,380
♪ Imma walk that walk like ♪

1211
00:50:58,381 --> 00:50:59,549
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

1212
00:50:59,550 --> 00:51:00,917
Ooh, god.

1213
00:51:00,918 --> 00:51:01,884
Yeah!

1214
00:51:01,885 --> 00:51:04,197
Well, Renee did say we needed

1215
00:51:05,363 --> 00:51:07,767
to leave the party early, so-

1216
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,960
I think now would be a good time.

1217
00:51:11,961 --> 00:51:13,662
♪ Talk that talk like ♪

1218
00:51:21,403 --> 00:51:25,107
Wake up, you two! -

1219
00:51:25,108 --> 00:51:26,475
Why are you hiding?

1220
00:51:26,476 --> 00:51:27,609
Because you're gonna kill us.

1221
00:51:27,610 --> 00:51:28,377
Yeah, yell at us while we're hiding.

1222
00:51:28,378 --> 00:51:29,310
It'll be easier.

1223
00:51:29,311 --> 00:51:30,712
Why would I yell at you?

1224
00:51:30,713 --> 00:51:33,649
Oh, maybe because you broke every single party rule

1225
00:51:33,650 --> 00:51:34,593
that I gave you?

1226
00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:36,852
No, no!

1227
00:51:36,853 --> 00:51:37,819
Oh my God, you're strong.

1228
00:51:37,820 --> 00:51:40,689
Rule number one, no drinking.

1229
00:51:40,690 --> 00:51:42,492
The sign said juice.

1230
00:51:42,493 --> 00:51:44,694
Jungle Juice, meaning that it's so strong

1231
00:51:44,695 --> 00:51:45,862
that when you drink it,

1232
00:51:45,863 --> 00:51:46,895
you start to act like a wild animal.

1233
00:51:51,468 --> 00:51:53,635
Rule number two, no fighting.

1234
00:51:53,636 --> 00:51:55,872
Okay, so maybe it got a little

1235
00:51:55,873 --> 00:51:57,274
-out of hand.

1236
00:51:57,275 --> 00:51:59,209
Wow, 88 likes.

1237
00:51:59,210 --> 00:52:00,675
That's really good.

1238
00:52:00,676 --> 00:52:03,112
Rule number three, make a good impression

1239
00:52:03,113 --> 00:52:05,480
and leave before the party ends.

1240
00:52:05,481 --> 00:52:08,750
Please tell me you did not piss off Darby.

1241
00:52:08,751 --> 00:52:10,085
Okay, so, like,

1242
00:52:10,086 --> 00:52:12,420
maybe Darby wasn't the happiest when we left.

1243
00:52:12,421 --> 00:52:13,655
We did leave before the party ended.

1244
00:52:13,656 --> 00:52:15,935
What happened to making a good impression?

1245
00:52:17,102 --> 00:52:19,405
See, I knew that extra rule would throw us off.

1246
00:52:20,305 --> 00:52:21,364
Just, just tell her.

1247
00:52:21,365 --> 00:52:22,308
Okay.

1248
00:52:23,742 --> 00:52:28,813
Okay, so we watch you and
the POP Girls be mean to people.

1249
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:30,605
And you're popular.

1250
00:52:30,606 --> 00:52:33,218
So we wanted to try the same thing.

1251
00:52:34,820 --> 00:52:37,412
Okay, some people are mean.

1252
00:52:37,413 --> 00:52:39,414
But that's not what works.

1253
00:52:39,415 --> 00:52:42,117
It's about confidence.

1254
00:52:42,118 --> 00:52:43,185
That's what attracts people.

1255
00:52:43,186 --> 00:52:44,130
Oh.

1256
00:52:46,297 --> 00:52:48,057
Yeah, no wonder we're not popular.

1257
00:52:48,058 --> 00:52:49,792
We have no confidence.

1258
00:52:49,793 --> 00:52:50,960
Let's try something.

1259
00:52:50,961 --> 00:52:53,038
I'm gonna teach you the power stare.

1260
00:52:54,373 --> 00:52:55,799
Like the one that Barack Obama gave Vladimir Putin

1261
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:57,534
at the G20 Summit in China.

1262
00:52:57,535 --> 00:52:58,334
Just say yes.

1263
00:52:58,335 --> 00:52:59,500
Yes.

1264
00:52:59,501 --> 00:53:00,835
Congratulations to Jasmine

1265
00:53:00,836 --> 00:53:02,972
for placing first in ladies TaeKwonDo.

1266
00:53:02,973 --> 00:53:04,472
I heard you won flip cup.

1267
00:53:04,473 --> 00:53:06,175
Then Jasmine kicked your ass.

1268
00:53:11,723 --> 00:53:12,880
Hi, good...

1269
00:53:12,881 --> 00:53:13,849
-

1270
00:53:13,850 --> 00:53:15,417
Oh. -

1271
00:53:23,267 --> 00:53:27,997
God, Dave Simon is as big old a loser as those two.

1272
00:53:27,998 --> 00:53:29,675
He's not a loser, Vicki.

1273
00:53:30,808 --> 00:53:33,269
Don't forget where you came from, Lalita.

1274
00:53:33,270 --> 00:53:34,735
Just because you're right of CP,

1275
00:53:34,736 --> 00:53:36,715
it doesn't mean you can't be removed.

1276
00:53:38,383 --> 00:53:39,207
Come on.

1277
00:53:58,837 --> 00:53:59,862
God, Becca!

1278
00:53:59,863 --> 00:54:01,064
What are you, like, 30?

1279
00:54:01,065 --> 00:54:02,007
Put it away.

1280
00:54:21,993 --> 00:54:23,519
You know what?

1281
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:24,585
I just feel like Renee is really

1282
00:54:24,586 --> 00:54:25,887
over thinking this Vicki thing.

1283
00:54:25,888 --> 00:54:28,322
Mm, yeah.

1284
00:54:28,323 --> 00:54:29,424
She does kind of seem like a bit of worry-

1285
00:54:29,425 --> 00:54:30,925
All right, one for 20, two for 30.

1286
00:54:30,926 --> 00:54:32,627
Only XXL left in T-shirts,
today, everybody, but you know,

1287
00:54:32,628 --> 00:54:33,562
we still got hats. -

1288
00:54:33,563 --> 00:54:34,495
We got everything you need.

1289
00:54:34,496 --> 00:54:35,797
Oozie Suzie, Boobie Roberts.

1290
00:54:35,798 --> 00:54:36,899
Oh my God. -Thank you for your purchase.

1291
00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:38,800
Oh my God. -Oh my God.

1292
00:54:38,801 --> 00:54:39,802
Oh my God.

1293
00:54:39,803 --> 00:54:41,002
Oh my God. -Oh my God.

1294
00:54:49,488 --> 00:54:50,279
Oh my God!

1295
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:52,114
We got posters, right?

1296
00:54:52,115 --> 00:54:53,449
How did Vicki... She's Vicki Reinhard.

1297
00:54:53,450 --> 00:54:54,449
We are almost sold out.

1298
00:54:54,450 --> 00:54:55,728
She can do anything.

1299
00:54:57,628 --> 00:54:58,420
Get out of here.

1300
00:54:58,421 --> 00:54:59,387
Thank you very much.

1301
00:54:59,388 --> 00:55:00,465
Let's keep it moving, come on.

1302
00:55:01,833 --> 00:55:03,892
Aw, Boobie, you gonna cry?

1303
00:55:03,893 --> 00:55:05,194
That's hilarious.

1304
00:55:05,195 --> 00:55:06,895
You look like a pussy, yet you don't have one.

1305
00:55:19,250 --> 00:55:20,609
We got this.

1306
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:24,623
Yeah.

1307
00:55:25,690 --> 00:55:27,817
Boots the house down.

1308
00:55:27,818 --> 00:55:29,050
Walk on three.

1309
00:55:29,051 --> 00:55:30,685
One. -

1310
00:55:30,686 --> 00:55:32,187
Two.

1311
00:55:32,188 --> 00:55:33,132
Three.

1312
00:55:38,470 --> 00:55:39,827
Oh my God.

1313
00:55:39,828 --> 00:55:42,097
Boots the house down, what does that even mean?

1314
00:55:42,098 --> 00:55:43,208
On my right!

1315
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:51,617
Well, she made that easy for me.

1316
00:55:59,516 --> 00:56:00,425
Out!

1317
00:56:04,521 --> 00:56:05,463
OMG!

1318
00:56:06,565 --> 00:56:07,589
OMG, OMG!

1319
00:56:07,590 --> 00:56:08,590
Did that just happen?

1320
00:56:08,591 --> 00:56:09,490
I know. -Yes, it did.

1321
00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:10,359
Yes, it did. -It did!

1322
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:11,392
-Renee,

1323
00:56:11,393 --> 00:56:15,530
Renee, what you just did was,

1324
00:56:15,531 --> 00:56:17,565
I mean, I love what you did, okay?

1325
00:56:17,566 --> 00:56:18,967
Let's just start there.

1326
00:56:18,968 --> 00:56:21,637
But was that the right move for you politically?

1327
00:56:21,638 --> 00:56:23,605
Sometimes, politics aren't

1328
00:56:23,606 --> 00:56:25,207
the most important thing, Bobbie.

1329
00:56:25,208 --> 00:56:27,075
Gonna have to agree to disagree

1330
00:56:27,076 --> 00:56:29,310
with you on that one, but-

1331
00:56:29,311 --> 00:56:30,412
What do we do now?

1332
00:56:35,260 --> 00:56:39,887
-

1333
00:56:39,888 --> 00:56:41,389
-

1334
00:56:41,390 --> 00:56:45,027
Vicki, I just got back from my well being yurt retreat.

1335
00:56:45,028 --> 00:56:47,462
You mean rehab?

1336
00:56:47,463 --> 00:56:48,730
Now, Vicki, you know

1337
00:56:48,731 --> 00:56:51,099
that my yurt retreats are alcohol-free

1338
00:56:51,100 --> 00:56:53,167
and important for my mental health.

1339
00:56:53,168 --> 00:56:55,237
Anyway, as soon as I got into cell service,

1340
00:56:55,238 --> 00:56:56,670
my phone has been blowing up

1341
00:56:56,671 --> 00:56:59,007
about Renee's little stunt today.

1342
00:56:59,008 --> 00:57:01,944
Mom, Renee gave me a gift.

1343
00:57:01,945 --> 00:57:04,245
You told me to end my friendship with her.

1344
00:57:04,246 --> 00:57:05,180
And she did it for me.

1345
00:57:05,181 --> 00:57:07,249
How could she do this to us?

1346
00:57:07,250 --> 00:57:09,050
We treated her so well.

1347
00:57:09,051 --> 00:57:11,085
She was nothing before she met us.

1348
00:57:11,086 --> 00:57:14,789
And now she'll go back to being nothing.

1349
00:57:14,790 --> 00:57:16,559
No, those new kids won't be a friend to her,

1350
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:17,459
not like we were.

1351
00:57:17,460 --> 00:57:18,394
She won't be relevant.

1352
00:57:18,395 --> 00:57:19,460
She'll be nothing again.

1353
00:57:19,461 --> 00:57:20,295
Mom! -What?

1354
00:57:20,296 --> 00:57:21,529
I just said that.

1355
00:57:21,530 --> 00:57:23,565
Oh, Vicki, I can see how upset you are.

1356
00:57:23,566 --> 00:57:25,300
You're devastated.

1357
00:57:25,301 --> 00:57:27,178
Ooh, oops, okay .

1358
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:32,040
Just a little bit of relaxation, CBD.

1359
00:57:32,041 --> 00:57:33,775
Okay.

1360
00:57:35,011 --> 00:57:35,977
Terri, what is going on?

1361
00:57:35,978 --> 00:57:37,212
Oh, thank God, you picked up.

1362
00:57:37,213 --> 00:57:38,414
Did you hear what happened, the betrayal?

1363
00:57:38,415 --> 00:57:39,882
My little Vicki can't stop crying.

1364
00:57:39,883 --> 00:57:41,049
Your sweet girl. -Sorry.

1365
00:57:41,050 --> 00:57:41,984
No, you know what?

1366
00:57:41,985 --> 00:57:43,350
I wouldn't put it past Renee

1367
00:57:43,351 --> 00:57:44,887
to try become more popular than the POP Girls.

1368
00:57:44,888 --> 00:57:45,954
Oh my God!

1369
00:57:47,490 --> 00:57:49,892
So should we be worried about Renee?

1370
00:57:49,893 --> 00:57:51,392
Please?

1371
00:57:51,393 --> 00:57:54,307
Renee doesn't have the
know-how to do anything other than

1372
00:57:55,140 --> 00:57:56,897
surround herself with losers.

1373
00:57:56,898 --> 00:57:59,567
I mean, that's what she was doing before the POP Girls.

1374
00:57:59,568 --> 00:58:02,070
And that's what she'll do after.

1375
00:58:08,411 --> 00:58:10,145
Oh my God.

1376
00:58:10,146 --> 00:58:11,647
What did I do?

1377
00:58:11,648 --> 00:58:12,814
I just can't believe we did it.

1378
00:58:12,815 --> 00:58:14,682
I mean, we're popular.

1379
00:58:14,683 --> 00:58:15,884
We're Nice Girls Not.

1380
00:58:15,885 --> 00:58:17,119
I know.

1381
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:18,720
I got totally caught up in the moment.

1382
00:58:18,721 --> 00:58:20,867
Look, we're like the POP Girls but plus,

1383
00:58:23,802 --> 00:58:26,160
POP Girls Plus. -Plus.

1384
00:58:26,161 --> 00:58:28,197
We're POP Girls Plus. -POP Girls Plus!

1385
00:58:28,198 --> 00:58:30,432
No, we're not popular.

1386
00:58:30,433 --> 00:58:31,932
And we're not POP Girls Plus.

1387
00:58:31,933 --> 00:58:35,169
Oh, come on, Renee, we're, like, almost popular, right?

1388
00:58:35,170 --> 00:58:37,639
No, we're nothings that entertained some kids

1389
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,374
at school by poking a narcissistic bear

1390
00:58:39,375 --> 00:58:41,375
and her pill-popping sociopathic mother.

1391
00:58:41,376 --> 00:58:44,145
So now we must quickly rise to the occasion,

1392
00:58:44,146 --> 00:58:47,182
or we come crashing down and
incinerate to a million pieces.

1393
00:58:47,183 --> 00:58:48,884
Do you understand what I mean?

1394
00:58:48,885 --> 00:58:50,284
What are you saying?

1395
00:58:50,285 --> 00:58:52,054
I mean that I decided, somewhat without thinking,

1396
00:58:52,055 --> 00:58:54,089
that I'd had enough of Vicki Reinhard.

1397
00:58:54,090 --> 00:58:55,990
Normally, I'd allow at least 12 weeks

1398
00:58:55,991 --> 00:58:57,559
to prepare for a transition like this.

1399
00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:59,127
But guess how much time we have?

1400
00:58:59,128 --> 00:59:01,095
Okay, let's just take the 12 weeks.

1401
00:59:01,096 --> 00:59:02,330
You're not the U.S. president,

1402
00:59:02,331 --> 00:59:04,299
and this isn't January 6th.

1403
00:59:04,300 --> 00:59:05,234
Okay, we have to do something,

1404
00:59:05,235 --> 00:59:06,600
and we have to do it now.

1405
00:59:06,601 --> 00:59:09,437
We have between now and next week at Pink Prom.

1406
00:59:09,438 --> 00:59:10,972
That's not a lot of time to go back

1407
00:59:10,973 --> 00:59:13,275
to the street fight we started
and throw a second punch.

1408
00:59:13,276 --> 00:59:15,644
Oh, hold on, I'm sorry.

1409
00:59:15,645 --> 00:59:17,012
Did you say Pink Prom?

1410
00:59:17,013 --> 00:59:18,245
Did you say street fight?

1411
00:59:18,246 --> 00:59:20,214
I can barely get myself ready for school,

1412
00:59:20,215 --> 00:59:22,484
let alone pick out an outfit for Pink Prom.

1413
00:59:22,485 --> 00:59:23,428
We're going.

1414
00:59:25,488 --> 00:59:26,920
Okay, you know my rule.

1415
00:59:26,921 --> 00:59:30,659
We'll make a good impression and get out there early.

1416
00:59:30,660 --> 00:59:32,660
We'll leave everyone wanting more.

1417
00:59:32,661 --> 00:59:33,862
Okay.

1418
00:59:33,863 --> 00:59:34,764
You promise?

1419
00:59:34,765 --> 00:59:36,364
Promise.

1420
00:59:36,365 --> 00:59:38,467
In the meantime, I've got to lay some groundwork

1421
00:59:38,468 --> 00:59:39,500
before Pink Prom.

1422
00:59:39,501 --> 00:59:41,169
You two need to lay low.

1423
00:59:41,170 --> 00:59:43,070
Avoid the POP Girls.

1424
00:59:43,071 --> 00:59:46,618
And for God's sake, please
follow my directions, this time.

1425
00:59:48,853 --> 00:59:50,579
I've been thinking, so I have an uncle, right?

1426
00:59:50,580 --> 00:59:51,947
And he's in a gang. -Bobbie.

1427
00:59:58,821 --> 01:00:02,390
Get to class.

1428
01:00:05,226 --> 01:00:08,162
So for the next week, Bobbie and I laid low,

1429
01:00:08,163 --> 01:00:10,608
while Renee laid the groundwork for Pink Prom.

1430
01:00:12,710 --> 01:00:15,080
She convinced Darby to give us another chance,

1431
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,105
had secret conversations with Alan Nalan.

1432
01:00:18,106 --> 01:00:19,274
I need more information on this.

1433
01:00:19,275 --> 01:00:20,542
The one person who could verify

1434
01:00:20,543 --> 01:00:22,075
what she saw on Vicki's phone,

1435
01:00:22,076 --> 01:00:24,712
and placed multiple phone calls to Dee Dee Boomski,

1436
01:00:24,713 --> 01:00:26,247
because according to Renee,

1437
01:00:26,248 --> 01:00:27,615
Dee Dee knows how to rile up a crowd.

1438
01:00:27,616 --> 01:00:32,454
♪ Please tell me why ♪

1439
01:00:32,455 --> 01:00:35,657
♪ My car is in the front yard ♪

1440
01:00:35,658 --> 01:00:40,272
♪ And I'm sleeping with my clothes on ♪

1441
01:00:41,473 --> 01:00:42,732
-

1442
01:00:42,733 --> 01:00:46,802
♪ I came in through the window last night ♪

1443
01:00:47,838 --> 01:00:49,572
Oh! -Oh, dude, my eyes.

1444
01:00:49,573 --> 01:00:51,640
Studies show that working on your computer

1445
01:00:51,641 --> 01:00:53,409
in the dark is bad for your eyes.

1446
01:00:59,190 --> 01:01:00,092
I got to go.

1447
01:01:06,088 --> 01:01:07,489
Whatever, Susie. -Turn the lights off.

1448
01:01:07,490 --> 01:01:08,524
Hit the lights already. -Turn the lights off, Susie.

1449
01:01:08,525 --> 01:01:10,425
Turn it off! -

1450
01:01:10,426 --> 01:01:11,259
Oh my God.

1451
01:01:11,260 --> 01:01:12,894
Ow. -Bobbie,

1452
01:01:12,895 --> 01:01:16,597
Alan Nalan just gave me a look like, Susie Quinn,

1453
01:01:16,598 --> 01:01:18,332
you're the hottest girl that Clovis High.

1454
01:01:18,333 --> 01:01:20,569
Oh, hmm, did he? -He did.

1455
01:01:20,570 --> 01:01:22,104
Yeah, are we sure about that?

1456
01:01:22,105 --> 01:01:23,537
Let's unpack that later.

1457
01:01:23,538 --> 01:01:25,507
Speaking of hot, Renee says, we need to go shopping

1458
01:01:25,508 --> 01:01:27,642
for Pink Prom, stat, so let's go.

1459
01:01:28,878 --> 01:01:29,945
I can't

1460
01:01:29,946 --> 01:01:31,445
Let's go.

1461
01:01:31,446 --> 01:01:34,582
We're here to find cool prom outfits, nothing uncool.

1462
01:01:34,583 --> 01:01:35,884
Do you hear me?

1463
01:01:35,885 --> 01:01:38,854
Something hip, today, relevant, fun, enviable.

1464
01:01:38,855 --> 01:01:39,922
Ready?

1465
01:01:39,923 --> 01:01:40,865
Go.

1466
01:01:42,767 --> 01:01:44,325
Yes, you can do this.

1467
01:01:44,326 --> 01:01:46,438
You got this, little lady.

1468
01:01:51,977 --> 01:01:54,437
Damn right that's what I want you to do.

1469
01:01:54,438 --> 01:01:57,239
Dee Dee, do I need to remind you

1470
01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:59,007
whose boyfriend you took
last year behind the bleachers?

1471
01:01:59,008 --> 01:02:03,388
♪ And I know, I've got nowhere to go ♪

1472
01:02:05,023 --> 01:02:06,280
Didn't think so.

1473
01:02:06,281 --> 01:02:07,292
So spicy.

1474
01:02:08,660 --> 01:02:12,287
♪ And I don't need this ♪

1475
01:02:12,288 --> 01:02:16,235
♪ I don't even know your name ♪

1476
01:02:17,902 --> 01:02:21,729
-

1477
01:02:21,730 --> 01:02:25,843
♪ No, I don't want to play your ♪

1478
01:02:28,645 --> 01:02:32,107
-

1479
01:02:32,108 --> 01:02:35,453
♪ Lack of devotion now ♪

1480
01:02:37,813 --> 01:02:39,514
So you're not worried about her,

1481
01:02:39,515 --> 01:02:41,382
like, trying to take down the POP Girls?

1482
01:02:41,383 --> 01:02:45,487
Renee, take us down, flanked
by the two biggest nothings

1483
01:02:45,488 --> 01:02:47,589
a vagina has ever given birth to?

1484
01:02:48,658 --> 01:02:52,460
No, that's hilarious, though.

1485
01:02:52,461 --> 01:02:54,630
But now that you mention it,

1486
01:02:54,631 --> 01:02:56,475
I might have some fun with them,

1487
01:02:57,877 --> 01:03:00,102
just to entertain ourselves, come on.

1488
01:03:01,403 --> 01:03:03,215
Yes. -Did you not have breakfast?

1489
01:03:04,248 --> 01:03:05,139
Hey, Bobbie,

1490
01:03:05,140 --> 01:03:06,552
I think this is your shade.

1491
01:03:12,590 --> 01:03:14,149
Thanks.

1492
01:03:14,150 --> 01:03:15,093
Okay.

1493
01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:17,685
Do you think he's trying to tell me something?

1494
01:03:17,686 --> 01:03:18,687
He wants you. -

1495
01:03:18,688 --> 01:03:20,322
He wants me? -Positive.

1496
01:03:20,323 --> 01:03:21,255
Positive.

1497
01:03:21,256 --> 01:03:22,090
Oh.

1498
01:03:22,091 --> 01:03:23,035
What?

1499
01:03:24,435 --> 01:03:26,460
Do I look like a POP Girl, 'cause I feel like a POP Girl?

1500
01:03:26,461 --> 01:03:28,095
More like POP queen.

1501
01:03:28,096 --> 01:03:29,630
Got the eyes.

1502
01:03:29,631 --> 01:03:30,799
Poppin' off.

1503
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:33,100
It's me, Ms. Bobbie Roberts.

1504
01:03:33,101 --> 01:03:34,835
Whoa. -

1505
01:03:44,322 --> 01:03:46,447
How did she even get this?

1506
01:03:46,448 --> 01:03:48,082
She's Vicki Reinhard.

1507
01:03:48,083 --> 01:03:49,050
Never mind.

1508
01:03:49,051 --> 01:03:50,085
Hey, dude, just brush it off.

1509
01:03:50,086 --> 01:03:50,919
Who cares?

1510
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:51,754
Doesn't matter.

1511
01:03:51,755 --> 01:03:52,820
Let's go.

1512
01:03:52,821 --> 01:03:54,189
No.

1513
01:03:54,190 --> 01:03:55,624
No, it's not okay, Susie.

1514
01:03:55,625 --> 01:03:57,827
And it's not about whether other people care.

1515
01:03:57,828 --> 01:03:59,160
I care.

1516
01:03:59,161 --> 01:04:01,862
You don't have to be ashamed of who you are, Bobbie.

1517
01:04:01,863 --> 01:04:04,432
I'm not ashamed of who I am, Susie.

1518
01:04:04,433 --> 01:04:05,534
I just don't want everybody else

1519
01:04:05,535 --> 01:04:07,169
knowing my personal business.

1520
01:04:07,170 --> 01:04:08,669
And you know what?

1521
01:04:08,670 --> 01:04:10,939
I'm sorry, that is such a funny
statement coming from you,

1522
01:04:10,940 --> 01:04:12,207
somebody who's so desperately trying

1523
01:04:12,208 --> 01:04:13,675
to be someone that they're not.

1524
01:04:15,411 --> 01:04:16,355
Funny, right?

1525
01:04:18,122 --> 01:04:20,682
I just got over the photo your mom posted, and now this?

1526
01:04:20,683 --> 01:04:22,584
That photo wasn't my fault.

1527
01:04:22,585 --> 01:04:24,985
Bobbie, my mom posted it on Facebook.

1528
01:04:24,986 --> 01:04:26,087
Who even uses Facebook anymore?

1529
01:04:26,088 --> 01:04:27,798
Are you delusional?

1530
01:04:28,633 --> 01:04:31,525
This is all your fault.

1531
01:04:31,526 --> 01:04:33,694
You're so stuck on climbing the social ladder

1532
01:04:33,695 --> 01:04:35,930
that we keep getting dragged through the mud for you.

1533
01:04:35,931 --> 01:04:37,732
You wanted this, too.

1534
01:04:37,733 --> 01:04:39,567
I did this because I wanted to support you,

1535
01:04:39,568 --> 01:04:41,012
and you are my best friend.

1536
01:04:42,813 --> 01:04:44,139
Yeah, you know what?

1537
01:04:44,140 --> 01:04:46,418
We've had a lot of things happen that are crappy.

1538
01:04:47,818 --> 01:04:49,087
But I've always had you.

1539
01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,090
And I've never needed anything more.

1540
01:04:54,158 --> 01:04:55,482
That's a little sappy puppy.

1541
01:04:55,483 --> 01:04:58,152
And it seems like an awfully convenient stance

1542
01:04:58,153 --> 01:04:59,720
for you to take now, I mean.

1543
01:04:59,721 --> 01:05:03,090
Wow, know why I want to be a politician?

1544
01:05:03,091 --> 01:05:05,225
So I can make sure that everybody feels included,

1545
01:05:05,226 --> 01:05:07,372
no matter whoever or whatever they are,

1546
01:05:08,705 --> 01:05:11,443
not to rule the school
through fear and intimidation.

1547
01:05:14,912 --> 01:05:15,813
I'm out, Susie.

1548
01:05:19,383 --> 01:05:20,285
I'm done.

1549
01:05:23,287 --> 01:05:24,412
Wait, what?

1550
01:05:24,413 --> 01:05:25,580
What do you mean you're done?

1551
01:05:25,581 --> 01:05:27,682
Bobbie, don't go, come on.

1552
01:05:27,683 --> 01:05:29,149
This is nothing.

1553
01:05:29,150 --> 01:05:31,385
Do you know the stuff I've had to clean up for Vicki?

1554
01:05:31,386 --> 01:05:33,287
Unspeakable stuff.

1555
01:05:33,288 --> 01:05:35,633
Yeah, that's what good friends are supposed to do.

1556
01:05:36,767 --> 01:05:38,670
They're supposed to protect each other.

1557
01:05:43,107 --> 01:05:44,699
Bobbie, please.

1558
01:05:44,700 --> 01:05:46,034
Wait!

1559
01:06:01,892 --> 01:06:04,285
Bobbie and I had never been in a fight.

1560
01:06:04,286 --> 01:06:06,354
He's always been there for me.

1561
01:06:06,355 --> 01:06:08,689
And when Vicki embarrassed
him in front of the whole school

1562
01:06:08,690 --> 01:06:11,892
with that video, I should have been there for him.

1563
01:06:11,893 --> 01:06:14,172
I'm gonna get you something to eat, okay?

1564
01:06:19,401 --> 01:06:21,302
I didn't even try to understand how he felt.

1565
01:06:21,303 --> 01:06:23,048
And I let him down.

1566
01:06:24,715 --> 01:06:25,674
Oh, what do we do?

1567
01:06:25,675 --> 01:06:26,707
What do we do? -It'll be okay.

1568
01:06:26,708 --> 01:06:27,842
Oh God, oh God. -Don't worry.

1569
01:06:27,843 --> 01:06:29,144
I'm a trained professional. -Oh.

1570
01:06:29,145 --> 01:06:30,510
It's okay, ma'am. -Please help.

1571
01:06:30,511 --> 01:06:32,379
I'm trained in mouth-to-mouth, CPR.

1572
01:06:32,380 --> 01:06:36,595
911, emergency, there's a fire in my bedroom.

1573
01:06:37,462 --> 01:06:38,854
Where's the fire, ma'am?

1574
01:06:38,855 --> 01:06:40,487
Oh, thank goodness.

1575
01:06:40,488 --> 01:06:43,724
Your big hose is just what this fire needs.

1576
01:06:43,725 --> 01:06:46,994
But don't put it out too quickly.

1577
01:06:46,995 --> 01:06:47,929
I'll wait.

1578
01:06:47,930 --> 01:06:49,564
Oh, oh, oh, yes.

1579
01:06:49,565 --> 01:06:50,508
Okay,

1580
01:06:51,942 --> 01:06:53,735
Let's go get a burger.

1581
01:06:55,003 --> 01:06:57,515
Bobbie and I used to get burgers together .

1582
01:06:58,582 --> 01:07:01,142
-

1583
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:10,819
While everyone's getting this filled in,

1584
01:07:10,820 --> 01:07:14,598
I'd like to pass around yesterday's quizzes.

1585
01:07:19,670 --> 01:07:20,862
♪ It's not what you say ♪

1586
01:07:20,863 --> 01:07:23,064
♪ It's how you say it. ♪

1587
01:07:23,065 --> 01:07:26,534
♪ I'll cut-copy-paste in the edit ♪

1588
01:07:26,535 --> 01:07:27,902
Watch this.

1589
01:07:27,903 --> 01:07:28,847
Pathetic.

1590
01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:38,947
♪ Better luck talking to a wall ♪

1591
01:07:38,948 --> 01:07:42,084
♪ Or picking up a one-way call ♪

1592
01:07:42,085 --> 01:07:43,362
Any word from Bobbie?

1593
01:07:44,495 --> 01:07:45,897
He hates the debate team.

1594
01:07:47,130 --> 01:07:49,390
He says there are a bunch of wannabe politicians.

1595
01:07:49,391 --> 01:07:50,957
Should I text him again?

1596
01:07:50,958 --> 01:07:54,229
Well, you sent me 59 texts before I finally said yes.

1597
01:07:54,230 --> 01:07:55,130
Give it a try.

1598
01:07:55,131 --> 01:07:56,597
Hmm.

1599
01:07:56,598 --> 01:07:57,642
True, okay.

1600
01:08:01,045 --> 01:08:03,939
♪ It's just that sometimes ♪

1601
01:08:03,940 --> 01:08:08,242
♪ I wish you needed me more ♪

1602
01:08:08,243 --> 01:08:11,245
♪ Want you to let me in the room ♪

1603
01:08:11,246 --> 01:08:15,182
♪ But you won't open the door ♪

1604
01:08:15,183 --> 01:08:17,185
♪ You want me to know what you want ♪

1605
01:08:17,186 --> 01:08:19,354
♪ Before you want it ♪

1606
01:08:19,355 --> 01:08:22,924
♪ Trapped in a box, I can't unlock it ♪

1607
01:08:22,925 --> 01:08:26,160
♪ Sometimes, I wish you needed me ♪

1608
01:08:26,161 --> 01:08:27,162
Come on, Bob.

1609
01:08:27,163 --> 01:08:29,930
♪ More ♪

1610
01:08:29,931 --> 01:08:33,900
♪ Sometimes, I wish you needed me ♪

1611
01:08:33,901 --> 01:08:35,704
The zombies are probably gonna want to work-

1612
01:08:35,705 --> 01:08:38,172
It's right down the street.

1613
01:08:38,173 --> 01:08:40,074
They're gonna need to go fast or something.

1614
01:08:40,075 --> 01:08:41,075
They still have...

1615
01:08:41,076 --> 01:08:44,179
♪ Antlers silently crashing ♪

1616
01:08:44,180 --> 01:08:47,682
♪ Stirring up the dust ♪

1617
01:08:47,683 --> 01:08:52,797
♪ What's the use in asking ♪

1618
01:08:53,863 --> 01:08:56,324
♪ I want you to meet me in the room ♪

1619
01:08:56,325 --> 01:08:59,760
♪ I can't tell you what to do. ♪

1620
01:08:59,761 --> 01:09:03,130
♪ Take me in your stride ♪

1621
01:09:03,131 --> 01:09:07,202
♪ Always falling behind ♪

1622
01:09:07,203 --> 01:09:09,770
♪ Oh ♪

1623
01:09:09,771 --> 01:09:12,550
♪ But sometimes ♪

1624
01:09:13,818 --> 01:09:15,720
Happy Pink Prom Day.

1625
01:09:17,913 --> 01:09:18,879
I'm not going.

1626
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:20,047
I don't know what you're, oh!

1627
01:09:21,850 --> 01:09:23,985
Okay, okay, I just want to !

1628
01:09:23,986 --> 01:09:26,454
But I miss Bobbie.

1629
01:09:29,291 --> 01:09:31,325
-♪ Had it and every now ♪

1630
01:09:31,326 --> 01:09:33,694
Come on. -

1631
01:09:33,695 --> 01:09:36,197
Let's go. -No, I don't want to.

1632
01:09:36,198 --> 01:09:38,499
Come on, like you did.

1633
01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:39,634
Like you did.

1634
01:09:39,635 --> 01:09:40,469
Okay.

1635
01:09:40,470 --> 01:09:41,412
Yes.

1636
01:09:42,447 --> 01:09:43,870
Yeah.

1637
01:09:43,871 --> 01:09:46,907
Whoo, whoo, whoo! -There she is.

1638
01:09:49,678 --> 01:09:50,912
Okay. -Yeah.

1639
01:09:50,913 --> 01:09:52,214
Okay, I got this, I got this.

1640
01:09:53,481 --> 01:09:56,550
♪ Throw out a candle for my birthday ♪

1641
01:09:56,551 --> 01:09:58,954
♪ You take the cake ♪

1642
01:09:58,955 --> 01:10:03,190
♪ We started to drift away ♪

1643
01:10:16,247 --> 01:10:18,105
Are you almost ready?

1644
01:10:18,106 --> 01:10:19,274
Ready.

1645
01:10:19,275 --> 01:10:20,952
I hope you like it.

1646
01:10:23,688 --> 01:10:24,588
Ta-da!

1647
01:10:27,423 --> 01:10:29,850
I thought we picked out a different dress for you.

1648
01:10:29,851 --> 01:10:30,795
Hmm?

1649
01:10:34,432 --> 01:10:37,435
And, well, banana curls?

1650
01:10:41,163 --> 01:10:42,564
I can't do anything right.

1651
01:10:42,565 --> 01:10:43,475
I suck!

1652
01:10:55,420 --> 01:10:56,945
-

1653
01:10:56,946 --> 01:11:00,915
-

1654
01:11:10,233 --> 01:11:11,135
Oh God.

1655
01:11:12,335 --> 01:11:13,760
This is how I envision Hillary Clinton looking

1656
01:11:13,761 --> 01:11:14,805
after the election.

1657
01:11:18,208 --> 01:11:19,734
Mm-mm.

1658
01:11:19,735 --> 01:11:21,202
No.

1659
01:11:21,203 --> 01:11:22,213
Not my problem.

1660
01:11:25,048 --> 01:11:26,307
Not my problem.

1661
01:11:26,308 --> 01:11:27,642
-

1662
01:11:27,643 --> 01:11:30,988
♪ We ask to be friends ♪

1663
01:11:32,290 --> 01:11:34,482
She doesn't need me.

1664
01:11:34,483 --> 01:11:36,928
I definitely don't need her.

1665
01:11:40,263 --> 01:11:43,157
♪ We ask to be friends. ♪

1666
01:11:43,158 --> 01:11:44,092
I don't care.

1667
01:11:44,093 --> 01:11:44,925
She got herself into this.

1668
01:11:44,926 --> 01:11:46,662
She can get herself out.

1669
01:11:46,663 --> 01:11:47,629
♪ We ask to be friends ♪ -Trouble in paradise?

1670
01:11:47,630 --> 01:11:49,464
I don't know what to say except-

1671
01:11:49,465 --> 01:11:50,532
I'm really sorry.

1672
01:11:50,533 --> 01:11:52,167
I made a mistake.

1673
01:11:52,168 --> 01:11:54,369
Because I was a horrible friend.

1674
01:11:54,370 --> 01:11:55,870
And I hope you can forgive me.

1675
01:11:55,871 --> 01:11:58,172
I just wish that we could get along like we used to

1676
01:11:58,173 --> 01:11:59,274
when we were kids.

1677
01:11:59,275 --> 01:12:03,110
And I miss you so much.

1678
01:12:08,083 --> 01:12:09,693
I need my phone.

1679
01:12:10,862 --> 01:12:11,763
Bobbie?

1680
01:12:12,663 --> 01:12:14,332
Am I hallucinating?

1681
01:12:15,165 --> 01:12:17,602
No, you're not hallucinating.

1682
01:12:19,003 --> 01:12:20,495
It's me.

1683
01:12:23,498 --> 01:12:26,900
Bobbie, I'm so sorry.

1684
01:12:26,901 --> 01:12:29,870
I just didn't want to feel invisible anymore.

1685
01:12:29,871 --> 01:12:31,405
But I was important in your eyes.

1686
01:12:31,406 --> 01:12:33,774
And I didn't realize that was all I needed.

1687
01:12:33,775 --> 01:12:36,777
I , I know I dragged you into this.

1688
01:12:36,778 --> 01:12:39,680
And it was really messed up what Vicki did.

1689
01:12:39,681 --> 01:12:43,985
I, I don't care about being cool or popular

1690
01:12:43,986 --> 01:12:45,585
or a POP Girl.

1691
01:12:45,586 --> 01:12:47,287
I don't even want to go to Pink Prom.

1692
01:12:47,288 --> 01:12:52,403
I just, I just want to be your best friend again, please.

1693
01:12:54,138 --> 01:12:56,965
No.

1694
01:12:56,966 --> 01:13:00,869
What ?

1695
01:13:00,870 --> 01:13:02,370
Oh, hell no!

1696
01:13:02,371 --> 01:13:04,405
We're gonna Pink Prom!

1697
01:13:04,406 --> 01:13:05,807
Oh, thank God. -

1698
01:13:05,808 --> 01:13:07,518
Boots the house down!

1699
01:13:10,253 --> 01:13:11,355
I missed you, dude.

1700
01:13:12,288 --> 01:13:13,658
I missed you, too, dude.

1701
01:13:16,293 --> 01:13:17,452
All right, let's go, people.

1702
01:13:17,453 --> 01:13:18,497
We have work to do.

1703
01:13:19,697 --> 01:13:21,089
I have makeup.

1704
01:13:21,090 --> 01:13:22,390
Don't move.

1705
01:13:24,458 --> 01:13:28,305
Makeup coming, makeup coming, makeup, makeup.

1706
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:38,939
Dee Dee, I've had your back for years.

1707
01:13:38,940 --> 01:13:40,942
Do I need to bring up Baby Queefs-A-Lot?

1708
01:13:40,943 --> 01:13:42,075
Do you need help

1709
01:13:42,076 --> 01:13:43,477
putting your shoes on? -No, no, no.

1710
01:13:43,478 --> 01:13:44,922
Right.

1711
01:13:45,788 --> 01:13:47,115
Are these yours? -Move.

1712
01:13:47,116 --> 01:13:48,015
What?

1713
01:13:48,016 --> 01:13:49,282
Are these yours?

1714
01:13:49,283 --> 01:13:50,728
Yes, I need the left one, okay.

1715
01:13:51,828 --> 01:13:55,222
Ladies, we are hot AF.

1716
01:13:55,223 --> 01:13:56,690
Boots the house down!

1717
01:13:56,691 --> 01:13:59,203
Nice Girls Not, one, two, three.

1718
01:14:00,003 --> 01:14:01,629
Nice Girls Not!

1719
01:14:01,630 --> 01:14:05,699
♪ Did you ever notice ♪

1720
01:14:05,700 --> 01:14:10,070
♪ We've been lost for a moment ♪

1721
01:14:10,071 --> 01:14:14,040
♪ The night was everlasting in our eyes ♪

1722
01:14:14,041 --> 01:14:16,510
♪ It was going out of focus ♪

1723
01:14:19,348 --> 01:14:23,684
♪ And we look again ♪

1724
01:14:23,685 --> 01:14:27,220
♪ As we take it in ♪

1725
01:14:27,221 --> 01:14:29,724
♪ Didn't know we were the last ones ♪

1726
01:14:29,725 --> 01:14:31,892
♪ To stay the night ♪

1727
01:14:31,893 --> 01:14:34,060
♪ The only ones to hold up ♪

1728
01:14:34,061 --> 01:14:36,564
♪ And say it's all right ♪ -

1729
01:14:36,565 --> 01:14:38,677
Okay, just me.

1730
01:14:40,743 --> 01:14:42,870
♪ The only ones to hang out ♪

1731
01:14:42,871 --> 01:14:44,504
♪ And say it's all right ♪

1732
01:14:44,505 --> 01:14:46,607
The dance started over an hour ago.

1733
01:14:46,608 --> 01:14:47,875
Yeah, and we need

1734
01:14:47,876 --> 01:14:49,509
to make our shock-and-awe entrance, duh.

1735
01:14:49,510 --> 01:14:52,112
Ah, George Bush, Junior, nice.

1736
01:14:52,113 --> 01:14:54,349
-No, Susie, listen.

1737
01:14:54,350 --> 01:14:55,682
Stop that gag reflex.

1738
01:14:55,683 --> 01:14:57,217
-You got this!

1739
01:14:57,218 --> 01:14:58,219
You're strong.

1740
01:14:58,220 --> 01:14:59,152
You're funny.

1741
01:14:59,153 --> 01:15:01,087
You're confident, beautiful.

1742
01:15:01,088 --> 01:15:03,300
Bobbie, when we weren't talking,

1743
01:15:04,335 --> 01:15:05,603
I got something for you.

1744
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:25,445
They're beautiful.

1745
01:15:25,446 --> 01:15:26,647
Thank you.

1746
01:15:26,648 --> 01:15:27,582
Let's do this.

1747
01:15:29,350 --> 01:15:33,920
♪ It's always a mystery to love and be loved ♪

1748
01:15:33,921 --> 01:15:38,637
♪ Tell me why is a lifetime not enough ♪

1749
01:15:44,766 --> 01:15:47,300
♪ What am I so afraid of ♪

1750
01:15:59,222 --> 01:16:03,662
♪ And my head stopped thinking again ♪

1751
01:16:09,200 --> 01:16:10,268
Oh my God.

1752
01:16:12,402 --> 01:16:16,197
Susie Q just Pink Prommed POP slayed that dress.

1753
01:16:16,198 --> 01:16:17,508
Did I say that out loud?

1754
01:16:25,115 --> 01:16:27,774
Wait, you were serious about this?

1755
01:16:27,775 --> 01:16:29,877
Serious as something that
you thought was a bad shave

1756
01:16:29,878 --> 01:16:32,045
but turned out to be something else.

1757
01:16:32,046 --> 01:16:33,880
Ooh, burn.

1758
01:16:33,881 --> 01:16:35,582
Literally .

1759
01:16:35,583 --> 01:16:36,884
Yeah.

1760
01:16:36,885 --> 01:16:39,297
And I would know nothing about a bad shave,

1761
01:16:40,430 --> 01:16:43,924
even though I desperately wish I did.

1762
01:16:43,925 --> 01:16:45,759
Get out of the way for Nice Girls Not.

1763
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:47,829
Aw, you guys have a name too?

1764
01:16:47,830 --> 01:16:48,773
Presh.

1765
01:16:52,175 --> 01:16:54,300
Dumb and Dumber are trying to be be popular

1766
01:16:54,301 --> 01:16:56,004
with Renee Lalita .

1767
01:16:56,005 --> 01:16:57,672
Now that is funny.

1768
01:16:57,673 --> 01:16:58,605
Q.

1769
01:16:58,606 --> 01:17:00,407
That's Q and Robert to you.

1770
01:17:00,408 --> 01:17:01,809
Q, where's that name from,

1771
01:17:01,810 --> 01:17:04,722
'cause you don't know how to spell or speak.

1772
01:17:06,723 --> 01:17:07,892
You got this.

1773
01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:13,720
It's the kind of name you're gonna call me from now on.

1774
01:17:13,721 --> 01:17:14,655
Are we clear?

1775
01:17:14,656 --> 01:17:15,933
Ooh!

1776
01:17:18,568 --> 01:17:19,960
Uh-huh, that's right.

1777
01:17:19,961 --> 01:17:21,395
You saw that right.

1778
01:17:21,396 --> 01:17:22,529
Whatever.

1779
01:17:22,530 --> 01:17:24,164
You downgraded to two losers,

1780
01:17:24,165 --> 01:17:26,534
and you still didn't even take CP.

1781
01:17:26,535 --> 01:17:28,669
I'm not insecure enough to need it.

1782
01:17:28,670 --> 01:17:29,637
Let me tell you something.

1783
01:17:29,638 --> 01:17:31,339
Power isn't for the insecure.

1784
01:17:31,340 --> 01:17:32,907
Why, thank you, Vicki Reinhard.

1785
01:17:32,908 --> 01:17:34,575
Well, that wasn't a compliment.

1786
01:17:34,576 --> 01:17:35,742
Step out of the way, Vicki.

1787
01:17:35,743 --> 01:17:36,810
Your bubble's popped,

1788
01:17:36,811 --> 01:17:38,945
You wish.

1789
01:17:38,946 --> 01:17:41,382
Take your Three Amigo asses and ride on outta here.

1790
01:17:41,383 --> 01:17:42,649
What does that even mean?

1791
01:17:42,650 --> 01:17:46,887
I cannot wait to see you go down, Vicki Reinhard

1792
01:17:46,888 --> 01:17:48,022
And not the kind of go down

1793
01:17:48,023 --> 01:17:49,190
that you're used to, Vicki Reinhard.

1794
01:17:49,191 --> 01:17:50,133
Oh!

1795
01:17:51,502 --> 01:17:52,492
Ew.

1796
01:17:52,493 --> 01:17:56,030
Oh, Renee, my friend,

1797
01:17:56,031 --> 01:17:57,297
bring it!

1798
01:17:57,298 --> 01:18:00,077
That's Diva Lalita to you, my ex-friend.

1799
01:18:01,578 --> 01:18:05,005
Vicki, you hold things over people's heads

1800
01:18:05,006 --> 01:18:06,150
so they fear you.

1801
01:18:07,317 --> 01:18:08,709
You don't know what it's like to be loved,

1802
01:18:08,710 --> 01:18:12,445
'cause you're too busy
literally hating everyone else.

1803
01:18:12,446 --> 01:18:15,482
Sure, okay, me and Bobbie don't always look the coolest

1804
01:18:15,483 --> 01:18:17,317
or have the hottest outfits

1805
01:18:17,318 --> 01:18:19,620
or have a mom that can shotgun a beer.

1806
01:18:19,621 --> 01:18:20,954
Mm.

1807
01:18:20,955 --> 01:18:23,490
Okay, but that doesn't make us or anyone else

1808
01:18:23,491 --> 01:18:27,427
in this room any less worthy of love or acceptance.

1809
01:18:27,428 --> 01:18:30,173
All dictatorships must come to an end.

1810
01:18:31,307 --> 01:18:34,735
Vicki Reinhard, your reign of terror is over.

1811
01:18:34,736 --> 01:18:36,104
Damn!

1812
01:18:36,105 --> 01:18:38,105
Skinny bitch got strong.

1813
01:18:40,375 --> 01:18:41,209
Wow!

1814
01:18:41,210 --> 01:18:42,910
God!

1815
01:18:44,246 --> 01:18:45,179
Vicki!

1816
01:18:45,180 --> 01:18:46,123
Oh!

1817
01:18:55,698 --> 01:18:57,602
I'm so proud of you.

1818
01:19:02,372 --> 01:19:03,164
Good job, queefer.

1819
01:19:03,165 --> 01:19:04,108
Shh!

1820
01:19:05,042 --> 01:19:06,967
Vicki's so pissed.

1821
01:19:06,968 --> 01:19:08,512
You owe me big, Lalita.

1822
01:19:10,480 --> 01:19:12,472
Hey, Renee!

1823
01:19:12,473 --> 01:19:14,775
Can I get an interview with Nice Girls Not on Monday?

1824
01:19:14,776 --> 01:19:16,553
Let me get back to you on that.

1825
01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,780
Hey, by chance, do you know where Jasmine is?

1826
01:19:19,781 --> 01:19:20,892
You haven't heard?

1827
01:19:23,327 --> 01:19:24,885
Dave broke up with her.

1828
01:19:24,886 --> 01:19:27,655
He was upset when she punched Boobie .

1829
01:19:27,656 --> 01:19:29,255
I mean Bobbie.

1830
01:19:29,256 --> 01:19:32,459
Something about violence isn't the way.

1831
01:19:54,857 --> 01:19:57,017
I've been wanting to do this for a long time.

1832
01:20:23,118 --> 01:20:27,914
♪ Kiss me out of the bearded barley ♪

1833
01:20:27,915 --> 01:20:32,685
♪ Nightly beside the green, green grass ♪

1834
01:20:32,686 --> 01:20:37,359
♪ Swing, swing, swing the spinning step ♪

1835
01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:38,927
♪ You wear those shoes ♪

1836
01:20:38,928 --> 01:20:40,929
♪ And I will wear that dress ♪ -Could I have this dance?

1837
01:20:40,930 --> 01:20:45,943
♪ Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight ♪

1838
01:20:46,977 --> 01:20:49,237
♪ Lead me out ♪

1839
01:20:49,238 --> 01:20:51,839
♪ On the moonlit floor ♪ -Hi.

1840
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:54,109
Hi. -♪ Lift your open hand ♪

1841
01:20:54,110 --> 01:20:57,412
♪ Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance ♪

1842
01:20:57,413 --> 01:21:00,858
♪ Silver moon's sparkling ♪

1843
01:21:01,725 --> 01:21:03,817
Hey, so sorry to interrupt this.

1844
01:21:03,818 --> 01:21:06,385
But I was live on Instagram and Jasmine joined.

1845
01:21:06,386 --> 01:21:08,955
And she just saw that, and now she's commenting.

1846
01:21:08,956 --> 01:21:10,090
I'll just [clears throat],

1847
01:21:10,091 --> 01:21:11,002
I'll just read you what she said.

1848
01:21:11,835 --> 01:21:13,292
I'm coming over there right now,

1849
01:21:13,293 --> 01:21:15,862
and I'm gonna knock that biatch's teeth into the back

1850
01:21:15,863 --> 01:21:18,408
of her throat so she'll never be able to...

1851
01:21:19,308 --> 01:21:21,100
Do I need to continue?

1852
01:21:21,101 --> 01:21:23,070
Oh, heck no, I ain't stickin' around for that.

1853
01:21:23,071 --> 01:21:24,872
Can we pick this up another time?

1854
01:21:24,873 --> 01:21:25,939
Yeah, definitely. -Yeah.

1855
01:21:25,940 --> 01:21:27,607
♪ Bring your flowered hat ♪

1856
01:21:27,608 --> 01:21:30,177
♪ We'll take the trail marked on your father's map ♪

1857
01:21:30,178 --> 01:21:31,955
Susie, we got to go.

1858
01:21:33,188 --> 01:21:35,749
Yeah, I'm just kind of in the middle of something.

1859
01:21:35,750 --> 01:21:37,619
We should go now.

1860
01:21:37,620 --> 01:21:38,619
Yeah.

1861
01:21:38,620 --> 01:21:39,454
Hey, man.

1862
01:21:39,455 --> 01:21:40,820
We gotta go.

1863
01:21:40,821 --> 01:21:41,755
I'll text.

1864
01:21:41,756 --> 01:21:42,589
Okay, bye.

1865
01:21:42,590 --> 01:21:44,459
♪ Lift your open hand ♪

1866
01:21:44,460 --> 01:21:46,760
♪ Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance ♪

1867
01:21:46,761 --> 01:21:48,897
Don't hurt her.

1868
01:21:48,898 --> 01:21:51,075
You seem like a great guy.

1869
01:21:52,943 --> 01:21:55,604
♪ So kiss me ♪

1870
01:22:00,048 --> 01:22:02,753
And here, I thought you were avoiding me .

1871
01:22:04,587 --> 01:22:07,280
Well, well, well, if it isn't the train wreck

1872
01:22:07,281 --> 01:22:10,617
of all humanity, Ms. Terri Reinhard herself.

1873
01:22:10,618 --> 01:22:12,285
What, what are you doing-

1874
01:22:12,286 --> 01:22:13,687
In Fireman Brad's truck?

1875
01:22:13,688 --> 01:22:16,022
Oh, well he's a little tied up right now, you know?

1876
01:22:16,023 --> 01:22:18,525
-

1877
01:22:18,526 --> 01:22:22,362
Waiting for me to get home and rock his world.

1878
01:22:22,363 --> 01:22:23,564
No, you're lying.

1879
01:22:23,565 --> 01:22:25,132
Oh , I'm not lying.

1880
01:22:25,133 --> 01:22:28,802
And isn't it ironic that it was 25 years ago,

1881
01:22:28,803 --> 01:22:32,072
right over there, at that dumpster, on prom night,

1882
01:22:32,073 --> 01:22:34,440
where I found you chewing on a sausage

1883
01:22:34,441 --> 01:22:37,310
that was attached to my boyfriend?

1884
01:22:37,311 --> 01:22:38,945
No.

1885
01:22:38,946 --> 01:22:42,382
I can't help it that your
boyfriend wanted me, and not you.

1886
01:22:42,383 --> 01:22:43,817
Well, I can't help it

1887
01:22:43,818 --> 01:22:46,019
that Fireman Brad no longer wants a backstabbing,

1888
01:22:46,020 --> 01:22:48,455
manipulative narcissist with a fake weave

1889
01:22:48,456 --> 01:22:51,392
and tacky Lee Press On Nails,

1890
01:22:51,393 --> 01:22:53,094
and he wants me instead.

1891
01:22:53,095 --> 01:22:55,529
But you know what, who can blame him, really?

1892
01:22:55,530 --> 01:22:58,765
I mean, I am a lady in the streets

1893
01:22:58,766 --> 01:23:00,667
and a beast in the sheets.

1894
01:23:00,668 --> 01:23:01,869
Okay, gross.

1895
01:23:01,870 --> 01:23:04,070
I want you to know that I see you

1896
01:23:04,071 --> 01:23:06,305
for what you really are, Ellie Quinn

1897
01:23:06,306 --> 01:23:09,675
and that a Reinhard never forgets.

1898
01:23:09,676 --> 01:23:11,612
That's exactly what I'm hoping,

1899
01:23:11,613 --> 01:23:14,147
that you never forget this.

1900
01:23:14,148 --> 01:23:15,215
Hi, Ellie!

1901
01:23:15,216 --> 01:23:16,515
Oh.

1902
01:23:16,516 --> 01:23:17,650
Can't wait to see at the Bake-A-Thon next week.

1903
01:23:17,651 --> 01:23:19,219
Oh, don't you know it.

1904
01:23:19,220 --> 01:23:21,489
We're gonna win that chocolate chip cookie crown.

1905
01:23:23,758 --> 01:23:26,794
Oh, you look so sad.

1906
01:23:26,795 --> 01:23:28,027
You know what?

1907
01:23:28,028 --> 01:23:30,697
Take Fireman Brad's hat and enjoy it,

1908
01:23:30,698 --> 01:23:32,332
'cause that's as close as you're ever gonna get

1909
01:23:32,333 --> 01:23:35,102
to his head ever again .

1910
01:23:38,173 --> 01:23:39,005
I won.

1911
01:23:39,006 --> 01:23:40,374
I win.

1912
01:23:40,375 --> 01:23:42,275
What if we just hack into their Instagram account?

1913
01:23:42,276 --> 01:23:44,544
God, Ginger, can you please, for once,

1914
01:23:44,545 --> 01:23:46,323
just think of something smart?

1915
01:23:47,223 --> 01:23:48,549
Going to hurt me.

1916
01:23:48,550 --> 01:23:50,217
-Leaving already?

1917
01:23:50,218 --> 01:23:52,119
I bet they humiliated themselves at prom.

1918
01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:53,320
Come on, let's go.

1919
01:23:57,233 --> 01:23:58,425
Excuse me. -Watch out,

1920
01:23:58,426 --> 01:23:59,259
man in heels comin' through. -Move!

1921
01:23:59,260 --> 01:24:00,660
Ow, ow, my feet.

1922
01:24:00,661 --> 01:24:01,872
Oh, man, hey!

1923
01:24:04,908 --> 01:24:05,877
No, no, oh!

1924
01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:11,270
Where is she?

1925
01:24:11,271 --> 01:24:12,339
You're crazy, loser.

1926
01:24:12,340 --> 01:24:13,440
I'm crazy?

1927
01:24:16,545 --> 01:24:18,488
Oh, prom's not over.

1928
01:24:20,457 --> 01:24:22,582
No, no, stay, stay, stay.

1929
01:24:22,583 --> 01:24:24,060
Prom isn't over yet.

1930
01:24:24,962 --> 01:24:26,219
Oh, Destiny Rogers, please,

1931
01:24:26,220 --> 01:24:30,124
please make a TikTok with me, please, please.

1932
01:24:30,125 --> 01:24:31,124
Oh, it's over.

1933
01:24:31,125 --> 01:24:33,125
And so are you, Vicki Reinhart.

1934
01:24:33,126 --> 01:24:34,662
Say cheese! -

1935
01:24:52,788 --> 01:24:53,880
Come on, let's go.

1936
01:24:53,881 --> 01:24:55,182
Mom, what's with the truck?

1937
01:24:55,183 --> 01:24:56,950
Oh, I just had to put out a few fires.

1938
01:24:56,951 --> 01:24:58,185
Okay.

1939
01:24:58,186 --> 01:24:59,019
Mom, let's go.

1940
01:25:00,888 --> 01:25:01,755
Go.

1941
01:25:01,756 --> 01:25:05,525
Go now. -

1942
01:25:05,526 --> 01:25:06,470
Lalita!

1943
01:25:18,673 --> 01:25:19,617
Bobbie!

1944
01:25:21,050 --> 01:25:22,142
Bobbie!

1945
01:25:22,143 --> 01:25:23,353
Stop the car!

1946
01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:34,198
Hey, I think you forgot something.

1947
01:25:39,368 --> 01:25:40,670
I guess I did .

1948
01:25:42,672 --> 01:25:46,577
Bobbie, you looked amazing tonight.

1949
01:25:49,780 --> 01:25:50,680
Thank you.

1950
01:25:53,017 --> 01:25:53,917
Okay

1951
01:25:56,418 --> 01:25:57,487
Bye. -Bye.

1952
01:26:02,983 --> 01:26:04,917
Oh my gosh.

1953
01:26:04,918 --> 01:26:08,722
-I know, I know!

1954
01:26:08,723 --> 01:26:12,168
Boots the house down!

1955
01:26:36,158 --> 01:26:38,595
Receipts 100% confirmed.

1956
01:26:39,695 --> 01:26:41,220
Vicki bought almost all her followers.

1957
01:26:58,047 --> 01:26:59,505
Ready for the interview.

1958
01:26:59,506 --> 01:27:00,874
Breaking news confirmed.

1959
01:27:18,333 --> 01:27:22,673
For so long, all I ever wanted was to be popular.

1960
01:27:24,107 --> 01:27:28,345
But now, I realize that what
I really wanted was to matter

1961
01:27:29,578 --> 01:27:32,048
and to make sure others know that they matter too.

1962
01:27:42,725 --> 01:27:43,850
Are those the receipts?

1963
01:27:43,851 --> 01:27:44,850
Mm-hmm.

1964
01:27:44,851 --> 01:27:47,620
Printed, so vintage of you.

1965
01:27:47,621 --> 01:27:49,533
Susie, are you ready?

1966
01:27:50,667 --> 01:27:52,637
When we count down, we go live, got it?

1967
01:28:00,377 --> 01:28:03,580
Quiet on set, please!

1968
01:28:04,580 --> 01:28:08,442
News is starting in three, two, one.

1969
01:28:08,443 --> 01:28:10,109
Hi, I'm Darby Duncan,

1970
01:28:10,110 --> 01:28:12,179
head of All Things News at Clovis High.

1971
01:28:12,180 --> 01:28:14,947
And welcome to this breaking new segment.

1972
01:28:14,948 --> 01:28:19,330
I am here with Clovis High's newest it girl, Susie Q.

1973
01:28:20,197 --> 01:28:22,800
Tell us, how did this come to be?

1974
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:25,968
It's actually Susie Quinn.

1975
01:28:27,637 --> 01:28:28,938
And to be honest,

1976
01:28:30,105 --> 01:28:31,564
I was so focused on getting the adoration

1977
01:28:31,565 --> 01:28:34,267
of people I didn't know that I forgot

1978
01:28:34,268 --> 01:28:36,502
to care about the people right in front of me.

1979
01:28:36,503 --> 01:28:39,005
The people who accept me for who I am,

1980
01:28:39,006 --> 01:28:40,974
people who I care about most.

1981
01:28:40,975 --> 01:28:43,675
You know, acceptance comes
from being true to ourselves.

1982
01:28:43,676 --> 01:28:45,645
Maybe some people don't
understand who you are right now.

1983
01:28:45,646 --> 01:28:49,382
But give them time, they may come around.

1984
01:28:49,383 --> 01:28:51,317
As we get older, we figure ourselves out

1985
01:28:51,318 --> 01:28:53,854
and what we think is important changes.

1986
01:28:53,855 --> 01:28:56,089
Maybe that's catching the winning touchdown,

1987
01:28:56,090 --> 01:28:57,924
to catching up with an old friend,

1988
01:28:57,925 --> 01:28:59,725
Auditioning next, Ginger Martin.

1989
01:28:59,726 --> 01:29:01,894
Sometimes, a funny accent is someone trying

1990
01:29:01,895 --> 01:29:03,664
to break out and express themselves.

1991
01:29:03,665 --> 01:29:06,132
Oh, I love you, Ginger!

1992
01:29:06,133 --> 01:29:07,334
Save the Wolves Club,

1993
01:29:07,335 --> 01:29:09,312
this is all very important to me, so-

1994
01:29:11,338 --> 01:29:12,972
And when we're free to be who we want,

1995
01:29:12,973 --> 01:29:15,385
we attract other people just like us.

1996
01:29:16,452 --> 01:29:17,810
Bobbie was right.

1997
01:29:17,811 --> 01:29:20,147
He told me to treat high
school like the U.S. government

1998
01:29:20,148 --> 01:29:21,680
and ignore the popular vote.

1999
01:29:21,681 --> 01:29:23,884
But you're good at being popular.

2000
01:29:23,885 --> 01:29:25,052
It's what we do.

2001
01:29:25,053 --> 01:29:26,052
You're a Reinhard.

2002
01:29:26,053 --> 01:29:27,920
Mom, it's fine. -

2003
01:29:27,921 --> 01:29:28,932
I'm gonna be okay.

2004
01:29:30,365 --> 01:29:32,635
He taught me that everyone deserves love,

2005
01:29:33,735 --> 01:29:35,472
even if they don't think that they do.

2006
01:29:37,140 --> 01:29:38,375
Hey, look around.

2007
01:29:39,442 --> 01:29:40,734
You might already have all the likes

2008
01:29:40,735 --> 01:29:42,869
and followers that you need.

2009
01:29:42,870 --> 01:29:44,470
I know I did.

2010
01:29:44,471 --> 01:29:47,172
Inspiring others to be who they are,

2011
01:29:47,173 --> 01:29:49,809
forgiving your friends when they make a mistake,

2012
01:29:49,810 --> 01:29:52,745
and sometimes standing up for yourself,

2013
01:29:52,746 --> 01:29:54,692
I think that's what's most important.

2014
01:29:57,693 --> 01:30:00,497
Renee, anything to share?

2015
01:30:07,570 --> 01:30:09,005
I think Susie's got this.

2016
01:30:11,340 --> 01:30:12,799
My friends and I have learned

2017
01:30:12,800 --> 01:30:16,537
that the rarer action is in virtue than in vengeance.

2018
01:30:16,538 --> 01:30:18,037
Yeah.

2019
01:30:18,038 --> 01:30:19,583
They go low, we go high.

2020
01:30:21,317 --> 01:30:23,910
Well, there you have it.

2021
01:30:23,911 --> 01:30:25,979
Not quite what I was looking for.

2022
01:30:25,980 --> 01:30:27,757
Thanks for having us, Darby.

2023
01:30:30,960 --> 01:30:33,285
Tune in next week for more Clovis High gossip.

2024
01:30:33,286 --> 01:30:35,232
I mean news.

2025
01:30:38,035 --> 01:30:39,560
Newest it girl.

2026
01:30:39,561 --> 01:30:41,938
I mean, am I dating the most
popular girl at Clovis High?

2027
01:30:42,973 --> 01:30:44,965
I hope not.

2028
01:30:44,966 --> 01:30:47,034
Me too.

2029
01:30:58,988 --> 01:30:59,679
Ah, you guys see that?

2030
01:30:59,680 --> 01:31:01,314
That's my girl.

2031
01:31:01,315 --> 01:31:02,682
Did you guys see that?

2032
01:31:02,683 --> 01:31:03,627
Hey.

2033
01:31:04,660 --> 01:31:06,252
Stop.

2034
01:31:06,253 --> 01:31:07,663
I'm really proud of you.

2035
01:31:08,698 --> 01:31:09,789
That was awesome. -Stop it.

2036
01:31:09,790 --> 01:31:10,690
You're embarrassing me. -Oh, sorry.

2037
01:31:10,691 --> 01:31:11,390
Stop. -Oh, we're live.

2038
01:31:11,391 --> 01:31:12,702
Stop.

2039
01:31:14,503 --> 01:31:15,295
Cut.

2040
01:31:55,545 --> 01:31:58,772
♪ Just a teenage wannabe ♪

2041
01:31:58,773 --> 01:32:03,275
♪ Can't wait to grow up ♪

2042
01:32:03,276 --> 01:32:06,212
♪ Little blue jean baby ♪

2043
01:32:06,213 --> 01:32:11,328
♪ On the sidewalk, dumbstruck ♪

2044
01:32:13,128 --> 01:32:17,090
♪ I made a stupid wish ♪

2045
01:32:17,091 --> 01:32:21,060
♪ I ran myself off track ♪

2046
01:32:21,061 --> 01:32:26,175
♪ You brought me back to life ♪

2047
01:32:26,908 --> 01:32:30,102
♪ Rather be with you ♪

2048
01:32:30,103 --> 01:32:34,074
-♪ My house after school ♪

2049
01:32:34,075 --> 01:32:38,110
-♪ Don't care what we do ♪

2050
01:32:38,111 --> 01:32:43,227
-♪ I don't have to be cool ♪

2051
01:32:44,027 --> 01:32:46,785
♪ Call yourself a nobody ♪

2052
01:32:46,786 --> 01:32:50,824
♪ Listen and do in your eyes ♪

2053
01:32:50,825 --> 01:32:54,762
♪ Everyone knows when you're 17 ♪

2054
01:32:54,763 --> 01:32:59,743
♪ All you do is try ♪

2055
01:33:01,143 --> 01:33:05,070
♪ I made a stupid wish ♪

2056
01:33:05,071 --> 01:33:09,075
♪ I ran myself off track ♪

2057
01:33:09,076 --> 01:33:14,190
♪ You brought me back to life ♪

2058
01:33:14,923 --> 01:33:18,050
♪ Rather be with you ♪

2059
01:33:18,051 --> 01:33:22,020
-♪ My house after school ♪

2060
01:33:22,021 --> 01:33:26,059
-♪ Don't care what we do ♪

2061
01:33:26,060 --> 01:33:31,173
-♪ I don't have to be cool ♪

2062
01:33:31,740 --> 01:33:34,900
♪ Wanted to be ♪

2063
01:33:34,901 --> 01:33:40,017
♪ I wanted to be cool ♪

2064
01:33:40,817 --> 01:33:44,444
♪ Watching my eyes spin ♪

2065
01:33:44,445 --> 01:33:47,880
♪ A mystery light staying on ♪

2066
01:33:47,881 --> 01:33:52,419
♪ Memories fading ♪

2067
01:33:52,420 --> 01:33:55,422
♪ Doesn't matter where we go ♪

2068
01:33:55,423 --> 01:34:00,470
♪ I'm gonna abandon where we ♪

2069
01:34:02,938 --> 01:34:06,765
♪ Rather be with you ♪

2070
01:34:06,766 --> 01:34:10,002
♪ My house after school ♪

2071
01:34:10,003 --> 01:34:14,072
-♪ Don't care what we do ♪

2072
01:34:14,073 --> 01:34:18,110
-♪ I don't have to be cool ♪

2073
01:34:18,111 --> 01:34:22,080
-♪ Anywhere with you ♪

2074
01:34:22,081 --> 01:34:26,052
-♪ I know you do too ♪

2075
01:34:26,053 --> 01:34:30,122
-♪ Don't care what we do ♪

2076
01:34:30,123 --> 01:34:34,927
-♪ I don't have to be cool ♪

2077
01:34:34,928 --> 01:34:38,542
♪ I don't have to be cool ♪